Dear men who plan to someday have children,
There will come a time in your life when your wife says "hey, you want to try a little bondage?" and this is what she will mean:
Never say we didn't warn you.
(Owen is in there somewhere, I assure you.)
P.S. Before you get all mushy about how wonderful my husband is, please be advised that 1) that is true, and 2) he wore the kid for 30 minutes so I could make dinner and I wore the kid for 11 hours straight and had abdominal surgery three weeks ago. Also 3) it was totally hilarious watching him try to get something off the bottom shelf in the fridge.