When I took Owen to his one month doctor visit, the Hotty Pediatrician told me I looked "rested." That's totally code for "hott," right? I mean damn, he may as well have said "wow, your ass looks really great in those fat pants," or "my god, I was so distracted by your milk-induced almost-cleavage that I nearly didn't notice your muffin top," or even "baby, you have to leave your husband and run away with me because he will never appreciate your flabby belly and fat thighs the way I will."
Way to play it cool, Hotty Pediatrician dude.
Comments (15)
Clearly, he wants you. BAD!
Posted by Shelly | March 11, 2008 8:56 PM
it's like you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.
Posted by chatty cricket | March 11, 2008 10:04 PM
Yes - he is sooooooo hawt for you! You go girl!
Posted by Mom On The Run | March 11, 2008 10:43 PM
Next step: flowers, chocolate, and original haiku poetry about your beauty. Except the haiku thing is probably more Chris's forte ;)
Posted by Heather | March 11, 2008 11:53 PM
I just coughed up my Diet Dr. Pepper all over my laptop.
Thank you!
Posted by Holy Schmidt! (Melanie) | March 12, 2008 12:13 AM
He has the hotts for you. There's no telling what he will do to have you for himself.
Posted by Maria | March 12, 2008 8:02 AM
Yep, he wants you.
And how come you look rested? I look horrible!
Posted by Nadine | March 12, 2008 8:30 AM
man, I'm still waiting for a hotty ped. pic! lol...
Posted by Holly | March 12, 2008 9:44 AM
Oh yeah, he's hott for you!
Posted by Maribeth | March 12, 2008 10:57 AM
he totally wants you!
Posted by Becky | March 12, 2008 11:24 AM
the good doctor is going to stumble upon this site one day, then what will you do?
Posted by adrienne | March 12, 2008 11:27 AM
whatever. like you have any muffin top...skinny bitch!
;)
Posted by ali | March 12, 2008 11:44 AM
He prolly has a blog in which he writes about the "total MILF who just had a baby and came into the office looking so hot he felt embarrassed just looking at her b/c he couldn't stop wanting to run away with her to an island." He prolly does.
Posted by Barbara | March 12, 2008 3:01 PM
Cleavage is cleavage.
Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | March 12, 2008 3:09 PM
oh he totally wants you.
Posted by mamacrow | March 13, 2008 10:37 AM