We had a (cute, young) guy out to do a little work on the house yesterday, and in the first five minutes he was here he introduced himself to me three times. Since he didn't appear to be stoned (the signs of which I know only from what I have seen in movies, naturally), I assume that this repetition means one of two things. Either a) he thought I was so totally hawt that he lost control of his tongue, or b) he thought I was so totally old that I must be suffering some form of hearing loss and he was just trying to be considerate of his elders.
Considering I hadn't showered, I'm going to have to go with option b.
Comments (14)
I'm guessing the hawt option. Maybe you WERE "unshowered and unstyled," but the "just out of bed" look is supposed to be uber-hawt.
Posted by Swistle | April 19, 2008 3:28 PM
My vote is on A :) Maybe one of your SuperBoobs was showing a bit heh.
Posted by Heather | April 19, 2008 4:31 PM
It has to be Option a. You knew you were unshowered, but he didn't, so the end result was to make him think you were the windswept and interesting type.
Which naturally you are.
Posted by Suze | April 19, 2008 5:10 PM
I'm sure it was (A). People only multi-introduce or otherwise repeat themselves when they're nervous. Or when they have something like Altzheimer's. Which I'm guessing he didn't. So it must be YOUR hawtness that threw him off. You go, girl!
Posted by MommyTime | April 19, 2008 7:21 PM
Always assume option A. Always.
Posted by Stimey | April 19, 2008 8:20 PM
I got for the total hawtness!
Posted by Maribeth | April 19, 2008 9:00 PM
oh totally option a. He was utterly flustered by your power lactiation and super boobs :)
Posted by mamacrow | April 20, 2008 5:34 PM
Totally (a).
Hey, is this Mia or does it just look exactly like her?
http://celebritybabies.typepad.com/reviews/2008/03/baby-dews-head.html
Posted by Much More Than A Mom | April 20, 2008 9:31 PM
I must disagree. He totally wanted you.
Posted by Maria | April 21, 2008 7:07 AM
Maybe he digs the unshowered pheromones? The guy at Home Depot digs me for that.... whether he knows it or not...
Posted by Autumn Dahlia | April 21, 2008 12:20 PM
"he thought I was so totally hawt that he lost control of his tongue"
hahahaha. :)
Posted by Katelyn | April 21, 2008 4:30 PM
Most definitely that you are hawt ;) But of course.
Posted by Chrissie | April 22, 2008 10:41 PM
Always, always err on the side of hawtness! We don't know how long we'll be able to actually believe it. One day we might wake up and totally know that it can't be hawt. Until then. I'm hawt. Am too.
Posted by Christine | April 24, 2008 5:44 PM
I've seen photos.
(A.)
Posted by Aimee Greeblemonkey | April 28, 2008 4:35 PM