Mia informed me yesterday that if you have lots of babies, you need to have three hands. I thought that was entirely reasonable. She also decreed that you would need lots of breasts and suggested you could keep them on your back.
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Mothers of twins, take note
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Comments (17)
As a mother of twins (and three more singletons), I'd say Mia is spot on about the hands. Gotta love the things these little ones dream up.
Posted by Meredith | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM
As a father of twins plus one, extra hands would have come in handy back in the days.
Posted by Frank | April 11, 2008 8:03 AM
Oh that is so funny! But you know she is almost right. The twins I sit for keep me on my toes and they are 6!
Posted by Maribeth | April 11, 2008 8:08 AM
Well, the more hands thing makes perfect sense. I think it'd be a little awkward to breastfeed from your back, though.
Posted by Fraulein N | April 11, 2008 8:20 AM
Ah yes, three hands would hav ebeen handy especially in the early days.
Posted by Tuesday | April 11, 2008 8:58 AM
I agree. Extra hands would have been nice. But as Fraulein N pointed out, BFing on the back would be difficult.
Posted by ckirby50 | April 11, 2008 9:21 AM
To breastfeed from the back we need to use the eyes in the back of our head and one of our extra arms...your daughter is brilliant!
Posted by linda | April 11, 2008 10:17 AM
That child is a genius. But you already knew that.
Posted by Katherine | April 11, 2008 11:26 AM
mom of twins here to say I'd like to order mia's extra hands and back boobies! Think of what I could get done if I could just strap a baby or two to my back for the day! :)
Posted by jeanne | April 11, 2008 12:17 PM
The world's most beautiful child is also the world's smartest child!
hang in there...
Posted by Aurora | April 11, 2008 1:45 PM
Wow, you have lots of readers with twins! And here I thought I was all unique and stuff.
It's the triplet mommies who need the extra boob, I've always thought. I could quiet two babies at once, but what would I have done with a third?
The extra hands would've been extremely helpful, though. I could still use some of those!
Posted by Julie | April 11, 2008 2:03 PM
The girl is spot on. In fact, had I breasts on my back it would have solved a lot of my feeding while co-sleeping problems.
Seriously, Ian would punch me in the back when I rolled over to feed his sister.
Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | April 11, 2008 2:39 PM
I need a BACK BOOB? Holy crap! I was built entirely wrong for this!
Posted by Anonymous | April 11, 2008 8:40 PM
Haha oh dear. Such a precocious child ;) and LOL @ Anonymous.
Posted by Heather | April 11, 2008 10:43 PM
I wish I would have known that when my twins were babies!! That extra hand would have come in VERY handy! And while the babies might not have appreciated the back boob to the fullest, I'm quite certain the hubby would have.
Posted by lesley | April 12, 2008 12:09 AM
ah. my extra hands must have got lost in the post then?
Posted by mamacrow | April 12, 2008 4:45 AM
She's such a smart girl.
Posted by Maria | April 14, 2008 3:21 AM