I'm glad we decided to spring for the upgrade, because the "actually sleeps for longer than 20 minutes at a time" feature is very handy. Now, if I could just figure out how to disable the factory-installed "poops every 5 god-damned minutes" function, we'd really be in business.
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Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
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Comments (12)
Haha! You're funny, Beth ;-)
Posted by Heather | April 6, 2008 10:02 PM
Isn't that always the way? My first never slept for more than 20 minutes at a time either. But he did have the handy built-in "only poops once a week when he's healthy" feature. Number 2? FABULOUS sleeper. 9 gazillion diapers later, she still sleeps better than her big bother... I feel for you. At least it's easier to face a lot of poopy diapers if you're not sleep deprived.
Posted by MommyTime | April 6, 2008 10:08 PM
HEE!
Posted by Swistle | April 6, 2008 10:08 PM
My son is yet to be potty-trained; so, add that to the ton of diapers I seem to be changing from my nine month old, well, let's just say I feel your pain. There are days I feel like all I do is change diapers - every hour!
Posted by donna | April 6, 2008 10:15 PM
Cute!
I must have gotten an updated v1.0 because she seems to have many of same features of v2.0. What aisle did you get yours on? :)
Posted by Mommy 2 Hope | April 6, 2008 10:33 PM
Just remember you get to save all these stories for Owen to terrorize him with when he is in High School!
Posted by Maribeth | April 7, 2008 8:05 AM
Ha. Maybe you can transfer some of it to Mia, and reach a happy medium with both.
Posted by ktjrdn | April 7, 2008 8:48 AM
Damn, I may have to turn in my V2.0 then, our version seems to be going in the opposite direction. Got the easy one on the first try. Egads!
Posted by Laurie | April 7, 2008 9:38 AM
Now come on, which is *really* worse? Too many poops or too few?!
That's what I thought.
Posted by Sabrina | April 7, 2008 11:39 AM
My baby boy will be 4 months old at the end of this month. He stopped pooping every 3 minutes about a month ago. It was amazing!
But it seems now the poop blowouts have increased, so I am now torn to which state I prefer. Smaller amounts more often, with a blowout every now and then, or larger, more powerful poos that seems to blowout everyday? Oh, the dilemmas...
:)
Posted by Shanan | April 7, 2008 1:31 PM
Makes me sad I decided to stay with the original factory settings.
Posted by Aimee Greeblemonkey | April 7, 2008 4:21 PM
aww, he's taking care of mia's share! what a thoughtful brother. do you suppose she's bribing him?
Posted by jessica | April 7, 2008 6:05 PM