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Offspring 2.0

I'm glad we decided to spring for the upgrade, because the "actually sleeps for longer than 20 minutes at a time" feature is very handy. Now, if I could just figure out how to disable the factory-installed "poops every 5 god-damned minutes" function, we'd really be in business.

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Haha! You're funny, Beth ;-)

Isn't that always the way? My first never slept for more than 20 minutes at a time either. But he did have the handy built-in "only poops once a week when he's healthy" feature. Number 2? FABULOUS sleeper. 9 gazillion diapers later, she still sleeps better than her big bother... I feel for you. At least it's easier to face a lot of poopy diapers if you're not sleep deprived.

HEE!

My son is yet to be potty-trained; so, add that to the ton of diapers I seem to be changing from my nine month old, well, let's just say I feel your pain. There are days I feel like all I do is change diapers - every hour!

Cute!

I must have gotten an updated v1.0 because she seems to have many of same features of v2.0. What aisle did you get yours on? :)

Just remember you get to save all these stories for Owen to terrorize him with when he is in High School!

Ha. Maybe you can transfer some of it to Mia, and reach a happy medium with both.

Damn, I may have to turn in my V2.0 then, our version seems to be going in the opposite direction. Got the easy one on the first try. Egads!

Now come on, which is *really* worse? Too many poops or too few?!

That's what I thought.

My baby boy will be 4 months old at the end of this month. He stopped pooping every 3 minutes about a month ago. It was amazing!

But it seems now the poop blowouts have increased, so I am now torn to which state I prefer. Smaller amounts more often, with a blowout every now and then, or larger, more powerful poos that seems to blowout everyday? Oh, the dilemmas...

:)

Makes me sad I decided to stay with the original factory settings.

aww, he's taking care of mia's share! what a thoughtful brother. do you suppose she's bribing him?

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