This is not the bit of video I wanted to show you. The bit of video I wanted to show you was directly after this particular bit, but do you know what I had for lunch today? Three chocolate cupcakes. And they aren't even good cupcakes. I mean, they were shitty cupcakes to start with, but at least the frosting was good but then the frosting got all melted and now it is shitty too but nevertheless I ate three of them. And then I ate some stark cold french fries, and I don't mean warmish or room temperature but so cold that you could add then to a warm drink if you had a hankering for a cold, refreshing beverage and they would cool that bad boy right down. I also drank part of a melted vanilla milkshake, and I don't like vanilla milkshakes under the best of circumstances, which this clearly was not. But you see, it has been that kind of week. It has been the kind of week where there are three of those shitty cupcakes left in my kitchen and I am giving serious thought to polishing them off as soon as I finish typing because at least they are something similar to chocolate and that has to help, right?
And anyway, I have been trying to post this video (by which I mean not this particular video, of course, but the video I actually wanted to post) for three days now and when I finally got this bit accessible for posting and realized I could not access the next bit that I really wanted I realized that I was very close to tears and decided to just give it up and post this and you, dear internet, will LIKE IT and BE HAPPY WITH IT and TELL ME HOW ADORABLE MY CHILDREN ARE, got it? Because I could get the next bit, I could, I know just what it would take, but then I really would cry and I am already covered in vomit and crying while covered in vomit after a lunch of shitty cupcakes and three hour old McDonald's take out is too pitiful even for me. And now if you will excuse me, there are cupcakes calling my name.