Him: Do we have a copy of the phone bill around here?
Me: Yes.
Him: Where would it be?
Me: In the filing cabinet.
Him: Oh. Where's the filing cabinet?
Me: Dude, seriously?
Him: Oh. Right.
Me: (rolls eyes)
Him: Hey, what would it be filed under?
Me: The phone bill?
Him: Yeah.
Me: I'm gonna go with "Phone."
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Comments (26)
That would totally happen in my house. Totally. Although I suppose the husband would first ask if we get a phone bill.
Posted by Cass | May 2, 2008 8:38 AM
Without him, you'd have no questions to answer, though.
Posted by You can call me, 'Sir' | May 2, 2008 8:45 AM
ah yes, I know this dance well.
Posted by Holly | May 2, 2008 8:58 AM
That would happen in my house, but in our scenario I am him. Gah!
Posted by Laurie | May 2, 2008 8:59 AM
You should quick show him where the food and toilet paper live... just in case.
Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | May 2, 2008 9:05 AM
This totally sounds like me and my husband!
Posted by Calli's Mama | May 2, 2008 9:05 AM
You didn't ask him WHY he wanted the phone bill?
Posted by ckirby50 | May 2, 2008 9:14 AM
Heh, OMG that is hysterical!
Posted by Christina | May 2, 2008 9:19 AM
I don't think my husband knows that we get a phone bill. I think he still believes in the phone fairy.
Posted by Kelly | May 2, 2008 9:24 AM
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's in the same boat as Chris.
~Jef
Posted by Edge | May 2, 2008 9:53 AM
So after 30+ years of living in the same house as always, with everything in the same place as always, my father STILL can't find the spoons in the drawer if he had a map. It's very comical, but also a little worrisome. My mission in life is to make sure Sweetie can find the spoons in the event of my sudden demise.
Posted by chatty cricket | May 2, 2008 10:14 AM
HAHAHA!
Posted by Mr Lady | May 2, 2008 10:33 AM
When I'm writing in the checkbook, I always make things EXTRA CLEAR (way clearer than I need them), just in case I die and Paul has to figure things out. (But will he know where to find the checkbook? Or what it's FOR?)
Posted by Swistle | May 2, 2008 10:41 AM
Ok, Chris is me, and you are my husband.
Posted by JuJuBee | May 2, 2008 10:46 AM
They have no idea, do they - those wonderful husbands . . .
Posted by donna | May 2, 2008 11:19 AM
Ah yes. A conversation I might have had in one form or another most of my married life.
Posted by Mandy | May 2, 2008 12:43 PM
My husband has this problem in the kitchen or with anything that has to do with food. If I die, he is going to wither away or live on take out.
Posted by Maria | May 2, 2008 12:43 PM
I am so proud of your husband for taking it one step further than mine ever has. I don't think he knows we get a phone bill. Maybe one day I will sit him & the 5 year old down & explain the way bills, checkbooks, banks work. Your post was hilarious.
Posted by HeidiO | May 2, 2008 1:03 PM
Hah oh boy! Most couples seem to operate in a sort of financial responsibility polarity, by the looks of it! That's quite funny :)
Posted by Heather | May 2, 2008 1:47 PM
OK so that could totally be a conversation with my husband on any given day, about any given subject location... as if in the 7 years we've lived in the house I moved stuff around JUST TO MESS WITH HIM!
Posted by Stephanie | May 2, 2008 2:42 PM
we are exactly the opposite :)
Posted by ali | May 2, 2008 3:38 PM
we are exactly the opposite :)
Posted by Anonymous | May 2, 2008 3:38 PM
Once I asked my husband to unload the dishwasher and if he didn't know where something went, to just leave it on the counter. He basically unloaded the contents of the dishwahser onto the counter. I asked him "Dude, do you live here?"
Posted by April | May 2, 2008 5:25 PM
My husband is too. I know where everything is and he has not a clue, plus I know the passwords to the kids' webkinz and we all know what would happen if I took those to the grave. :)
Posted by SarahS | May 2, 2008 9:47 PM
Well, THAT made me laugh out loud. Sometimes I do miss those sort of conversations...
Posted by Paige | May 3, 2008 9:06 AM
ha! I loved that post. Good to see I'm not alone... or better yet, hubby's not the only one that would be lost without his better half!
Posted by Solei | May 7, 2008 3:40 PM