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« Mia Monday #120: Adventures in Naptime Edition | Main | Alltop gave my husband herpes »
I spent dinner last night teaching Mia to say "Daddy has herpes." It was awesome.
If you hurry, I am currently the very last mom listed on the moms page at Alltop. I'm not all that giddy about being listed there, but it does entertain me to be dead last. Do you think I could request that I always be in that position?
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Comments (14)
congrats on the mention. last is more notable than lost somewhere in the middle anyway... and i can't wait until mia repeats that phrase when she's at, say, Target with her daddy.
Posted by jessica | May 6, 2008 9:11 AM
Ha ha! That page crashed my browser. Win.
Posted by Sparkle Pants | May 6, 2008 9:38 AM
I once taught my 3 year olds to say BUSH SUCKS. It was awesome, and the only thing that made me smile after that awful, awful election day in 04. =)
Posted by Marie Green | May 6, 2008 10:06 AM
i held that coveted last spot on alltop for a LONG time. way to steal my thunder there, Beth! :)
Posted by ali | May 6, 2008 10:15 AM
I can't wait until my kid can speak so I can teach him to say things like this to.
It's going to be so awesome.
Posted by moo | May 6, 2008 11:02 AM
I can't wait until my kid can speak so I can teach him to say things like this too.
It's going to be so awesome.
Posted by moo | May 6, 2008 11:03 AM
I posted twice.
The first time I'm commenting here.
Way to introduce myself. Now I feel like an asshole.
And now there's three comments from me.
I'm supercool.
Posted by moo | May 6, 2008 11:04 AM
I want to be listed there, maybe then I'd get a damn reader!
Posted by shannon | May 6, 2008 11:43 AM
If he had The Clap you could teach Mia a whole dance routine!!
Maybe you should anyhow.
:)
Posted by jessica | May 6, 2008 12:49 PM
Maybe alltop is punsihing you BECAUSE you are teaching your kids to say their Dad has herpes.
Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | May 6, 2008 1:34 PM
Technically, there is no coveted "last spot" now because people can hide any feed they don't want to see by clicking on the "x"
fyi
Guy
Posted by Guy Kawasaki | May 6, 2008 2:13 PM
Now I don't feel so bad that I taught my 2 year old to say 'Nice Butt Crack Daddy.' to my DH as he was bent over.
And oh, the moms page crashed my browser as well. Sweet!
Posted by Samantha | May 6, 2008 2:40 PM
do you have video for us on this :)
Posted by stinkerbell | May 6, 2008 3:07 PM
I'm almost dead last in the humor section. the only thing behind me is a fucking a site for jokes of the day, that i'm sure they jokes about brocolli or carpet or something stupid. Maybe I should join this getting kicked off of alltop movement.
Posted by Shamelessly Sassy | May 8, 2008 11:59 PM