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I think it would be literally impossible for this day to get any more frustrating. Anybody wanna take a guess at what's going to happen now that I've said that and jinxed myself?

Also, can I get a bottle of vodka on an IV drip?

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You mean they don't hand out vodka IVs with your new baby kit when you leave the hospital? What a con!

What is your brand of choice? And do you want the flavored variety?

now you've jinxed it your house is going to be whirled up in a tornado to another world where you have to negiotiate your way through a multitude of multicoloured friends and foes to try and get back home.

no no no, grain alcohol.

Honey, I am right there with you. I think I am losing my mind this week and of course my husband is out of town so it's the Mommy Show from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m.

Hope you get that vodka very very soon. Have Chris stop for formula on the way home. Hee hee hee.

I honestly hope you don't find out your pregnant today.

Man, that would make it the most frustrating day in the history of the world!!

OMG you totally jinxed yourself. Mine is crazy too - two 2 year olds while SIL has her baby, but they're being relatively good. And now I am jinxed too, do you feel better?

If it makes you feel any better, my kid just got the shee-it beat out of him on the playground at school. Also, I have that IV you're looking for.

Maybe one of those beer can hats, but fill the cans with vodka? And then hide in the bathroom.

oh honey, this was also the most frustrating day I've ever had both personally and professionally.

Can we make plans to go drinking? Soon? And get a hotel so no one has to drive? You can pump and dump right?

Or better yet, fly to an island somewhere.

Oh Beth, whatever hell you've been through today, I feel your pain. There are some days that I am surprised that I haven't driven the car into the lake -- with or without the kids/husband/cats/neighbors.

Is there something in the water because my kids are driving me nuts, too. I have a three year old and a two year old and I'm pregnant with #3. The two that have already been born are making me pull my hair out today. What's going on?

It's a full moon this week. Root of all craziness.

I hope today is less frustrating.

Of course you can do that in front of the children. Otherwise how are they supposed to know that they are slowly and determinedly crushing mommy's soul?

Hang in there.... and drink drink drink once the kiddos are in bed.

There's a reason 50's housewives were rampant alcoholics. That's my excuse for the (almost) daily coffee that I have around 3-4pm. Caffeine for the pick-up, Bailey's for the calm-me-down.

I'm sorry. I can only imagine. But tomorrow is the weekend and Chris can take over while you run screaming down the driveway, right?


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