At dinner, last night...
Mia: Daddy, did you eat all of your sauce?
Mia: Daddy, did you eat all your noodles?
Mia: Daddy, let me see your big tummy.
Mia: I'm going to call you Mr. Big Tummy.
Mia: I'm going to hug and kiss Mr. Big Tummy.
Chris: At least it's better than "Old Guy."
Me: Not really. You can't do anything about old.
(Chris asked me to add that this post did not make him seem hot, and he is totally hot. Then he told me he was hot like a tranny. Then he mentioned that at least it was better than her asking to kiss the man boobs. Yup, that's one hot husband I have there.)
(Chris really is hot.)