If posting here suddenly becomes (even more) sporadic, or I disappear entirely for a time, I assure you that it is not because some tragedy has befallen me or because I have thrown in the towel. No, it is more likely due to this. You see that stuff under Owen's (massive) belly?
Wait, here's a better angle.
You see it now? That pile of... of... air? Yeah, he's about 4 minutes away from learning to crawl.