We've spent so much time talking about my breasts over the years, (and by that, of course, I mean that I have spent so much time talking about my breasts and you have sat there trying to be tolerant and thinking to yourselves, "yes, we get it, you have breasts, now would you please stop nattering on about them" and "damn girl, enough of the breasts already" and "look, are they lonely? Will it help if we talk to them? Hello, Beth's breasts, very nice to see you. Did that do it? Will you stop now?") and hey, this train of thought really derailed leaving the station, didn't it? Let's begin again.
As my breasts have been a frequent topic of discussion around here, I thought it was time you knew where they stood politically.
I think they are missing out on a real powerful marketing campaign here - Breasts for Obama. Also, hey, guess who got three hours of sleep last night? And oh, do I need to start wearing lip gloss? I feel like maybe some regular application of lip gloss might improve my whole life, but I am just not a lip gloss kind of girl. (Please note that my gray hair is not a topic for discussion. Am sensitive.)
Also, Chris bought Mia this ball that has an assortment of princesses on it. Is it just me, or is Ariel looking a little peaked?
Actually, I think she looks like a jaw-less, neck-less hunchback, but if I actually say that I know I will get a comment that says "hey, my cousin in a jaw-less, neck-less hunchback and how dare you make fun of the jaw-less, neck-less hunchbacks among us!", so I will just go with Ariel is looking a little peaked.
Comments (33)
I hadn't realized just how much Mia looks like you until that picture. Wow.
My breasts (and probably the rest of me) are all about Obama too. They're quite opinionated.
Posted by Sarah | August 30, 2008 5:02 PM
Hon, you don't know gray hair. I cannot see a single gray hair on your head. My head, on the other hand...
Also, Ariel does look rather peaked.
Posted by Kelley | August 30, 2008 6:02 PM
As a fellow chapstick addict, I can assure you that no lip gloss will ever satisfy you. They just don't last as long, if you know what I mean. I've had a couple of good flings, though. I say go have yourself some fun.
Posted by Julie | August 30, 2008 6:06 PM
Chalk up another set of boobs for Obama!
Is it just me or does Palin look like Tina Fey in drag?
Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2008 6:46 PM
Chalk up another set of boobs for Obama!
Is it just me or does Palin look like Tina Fey in drag?
Posted by Melissa | August 30, 2008 6:46 PM
Chalk up another set of boobs for Obama!
Is it just me or does Palin look like Tina Fey in drag?
Posted by Melissa | August 30, 2008 6:49 PM
Wow...it appears I got a little excited...
Sorry!
Posted by Melissa | August 30, 2008 7:24 PM
As a fellow parent of a 3 year old obsessed with Disney Princesses. I swear Ariel always looks like that because they want to make her look like she is "under water" even though she isn't. At least that is what I tell myself. Ariel is my daughter's princess of choice.
I don't typically talk politics with folks that aren't my family, but I will make an exception here. I am all about Obama. Although in my neck of the woods (on the West Coast) you are very much in the minority if you aren't an Obama supporter.
Posted by Trina | August 30, 2008 8:38 PM
Hey there, pretty girl!
My boobs join your boobs in supporting Obama for President. Where'd you get the shirt? They'd like to be more vocal about it. :)
Posted by Anna | August 30, 2008 9:50 PM
For some reason, I can't stop staring at Ariel's earrings. Her head is so, so wrong.
Posted by angela | August 30, 2008 11:22 PM
Don't do lip gloss, if your hair touches anywhere near your mouth it will get sticky. How about some nice burts bees lip moisturizer with a hit of color? Or just a little chapstick for some shine?
Posted by Eleanor Q. | August 30, 2008 11:59 PM
Don't do lip gloss, if your hair touches anywhere near your mouth it will get sticky. How about some nice burts bees lip moisturizer with a hit of color? Or just a little chapstick for some shine?
Posted by Eleanor Q. | August 30, 2008 11:59 PM
I want one that says Mama for Obama!
Posted by deanna | August 31, 2008 2:55 AM
Chris is a lucky man.
http://www.bluewavecreations.com/servlet/the-193/NObama-no-anti-keep/Detail
Posted by Knot | August 31, 2008 6:00 AM
!. Lipgloss makes everything better. Think of it like chapstick for pretty shiny lips.
2. I don't see gray hair. However, I do see someone who needs wine, cheese, chocolate and lipgloss (will bring all)
3. I want that shirt... where do I get it :)
Posted by stinkerbell | August 31, 2008 11:30 AM
Hey! I have that shirt! I'm wearing it right now!
Posted by Stacy | August 31, 2008 12:51 PM
Heh i don't see any grey hairs either!
I say nay to lipgloss (hate the stuff myself), but a hell yeah to eyelash curling and a coat of mascara to brighten up your lovely eyes.
and ariel looks weird, yeah, but have you noticed she's making the rock on sign with her left hand? definitely peaked...
Posted by averil | August 31, 2008 2:44 PM
I am so jealous ... the Obama store makes you swear you are an American citizen before they will sell you any of your stuff. I am (proudly) Canadian, and I could lie and have the stuff sent to my brother's place in Seattle, but I do NOT want anyone to say that my little T-shirt purchase was in any way some foreign interference in the American election. (Instead I've dropped mighty hints with my SIL that a T-shirt would make an awesome gift). So there.
Seriously, I feel that all of us around the world have such a stake in this election - Obama/Biden are the only ones who can really deal with the plethora of issues facing us all (the economy, global warming, the Middle East, etc., etc.). I am so glad that your breasts are out there drawing attention and proclaiming support for that ticket at the same time. Yay Beth's breasts!!!!
By the way, that is one of the nicest photos of yourself that I think you've ever posted! It's lovely! (Even if it weren't a BO T-shirt.)
Posted by Eclecta | August 31, 2008 2:45 PM
Heh i don't see any grey hairs either!
I say nay to lipgloss (hate the stuff myself), but a hell yeah to eyelash curling and a coat of mascara to brighten up your lovely eyes.
and ariel looks weird, yeah, but have you noticed she's making the rock on sign with her left hand? definitely peaked...
Posted by averil | August 31, 2008 2:47 PM
what grey hair? where? seriously?
Posted by mamacrow | August 31, 2008 4:07 PM
My breasts have an Obama Mama shirt too! They are cautiously optimistic about November.
Yeah, Ariel (although the #1 princess in our household!) is looking a little deranged on that ball...
Posted by carrie | August 31, 2008 7:02 PM
I think Ariel looks like she's trying to be coy but is a little too drunk to pull it off.
Posted by Swistle | August 31, 2008 9:52 PM
Lip gloss is one of my own personal gods.
One of many.
Need one of those shirts...
Posted by Caleal | August 31, 2008 10:01 PM
I saw some breasts today walking through Walmart that were doing Obama no favors whatsover. Picture HUGE boobs in a tight T-shirt with a bobblehead style face of Obama! As if the bobblehead idea wasn't bad enough by itself, let alone having the face stretched even bigger because of the ginormous rack!
Posted by Colleen | August 31, 2008 10:06 PM
Grey, what grey?
I'm also with Angela, what's up with Ariel's earings? Very weird!
I think we may have started a new campaign for Obama. Mama's for Obama!
Posted by Samantha | September 1, 2008 11:46 AM
I love the shirt. My family and I live right smack in the middle of Southern Baptist, Republican City, and we ALL have Obama stickers on our vehicles, a yard sign, plus a little garden flag that reads "Proud Democrat." We don't get a lot of visitors.
Posted by Stephanie | September 1, 2008 12:06 PM
Gray hairs? Where? Your hair looks great! And I cannot see drool in it either. My hair is covered with drool and baby purees. Very charming.
Really, you look great, Beth!
Posted by Nadine | September 1, 2008 3:24 PM
sigh. at least your boobs got the baby feeding part right. ;)
Posted by sweethomealagirl | September 1, 2008 5:39 PM
Please post links to all of your breast stories as I like breasts but I'm totally too busy to search for all the posts about your breasts.
Posted by DrZibbs | September 1, 2008 9:45 PM
Ariel indeed looks "peaked" here, but it's still not as bad as the Cinderfella cup.
Posted by Fraulein N | September 2, 2008 9:34 AM
you have nice boobs.
and nice choice in presidents.
:)
Posted by ali | September 2, 2008 11:01 AM
My boobs would vote the exact same way, except for the fact the are citizens of a different country...
(*)(*)
Posted by Jacqueline | September 2, 2008 8:09 PM
Wow....I don't know how I got to your web site but seriously. What a cougar.....I think your boobs got my attention.
Posted by Jon | October 7, 2010 9:51 PM