We've spent so much time talking about my breasts over the years, (and by that, of course, I mean that I have spent so much time talking about my breasts and you have sat there trying to be tolerant and thinking to yourselves, "yes, we get it, you have breasts, now would you please stop nattering on about them" and "damn girl, enough of the breasts already" and "look, are they lonely? Will it help if we talk to them? Hello, Beth's breasts, very nice to see you. Did that do it? Will you stop now?") and hey, this train of thought really derailed leaving the station, didn't it? Let's begin again.
As my breasts have been a frequent topic of discussion around here, I thought it was time you knew where they stood politically.
I think they are missing out on a real powerful marketing campaign here - Breasts for Obama. Also, hey, guess who got three hours of sleep last night? And oh, do I need to start wearing lip gloss? I feel like maybe some regular application of lip gloss might improve my whole life, but I am just not a lip gloss kind of girl. (Please note that my gray hair is not a topic for discussion. Am sensitive.)
Also, Chris bought Mia this ball that has an assortment of princesses on it. Is it just me, or is Ariel looking a little peaked?
Actually, I think she looks like a jaw-less, neck-less hunchback, but if I actually say that I know I will get a comment that says "hey, my cousin in a jaw-less, neck-less hunchback and how dare you make fun of the jaw-less, neck-less hunchbacks among us!", so I will just go with Ariel is looking a little peaked.