Um, mom? You aren't really going to post a picture of me naked on the internet, are you? I mean, someday I'm going to have a girlfriend or something and I'll hate you for showing her my butt. Seriously, don't even think about it. I mean it. I'm not kidding here.
Dear Owen - That's for biting me eight hundred times this week. Take that. Love, Mom.
Oh yeah! Well fine then. I just peed on the rug. Take that!
So yeah, he wins. Also, Owen is prepping for his stint on MTV Cribs. Here he is kicking back with his homies.
Finally, I've started a new paid blogging gig which will interest only a very few of you. If you are D.C. Metro and have young kids, check it out for ideas for mostly local things to do with the kiddos. If you aren't local, but just want to check out my first post and tell me how much you love me (you can lie, I'm cool with that), it would help make up for the fact that the children have been incredibly challenging this week and I am still on antibiotics and can't have any wine. And if you just want to help me make it through the Princess Years, you can offer your tips here. And now I'll not mention it again. Or at least, not much.