People! Do you remember when I had a contest to write me a something to put on Twitter so that I wouldn't be a total blank, and you were all so lovely and witty and then I still never did it? Well, let me tell you that I have devised the perfect (and entirely true! which is a little sad if you knew what it was!) statement to put on Twitter, and it is oh so hilarious, but also an egregious overshare. And oh, but I am so torn between the hilarity factor and the you people will judge me factor.
Sometimes the internet is hard.





Comments (11)
oh god, just tell us. we'll love it :)
Posted by kati | February 15, 2009 11:08 PM
Oh you have to tell us. Please?
Posted by Steph | February 16, 2009 12:07 AM
I just love that you have 119 followers now.
Me included.
Yes, I like KoolAid, why do you ask?
Posted by Mr Lady | February 16, 2009 1:08 AM
All the more reason we have to hear it ;)
Posted by Heather | February 16, 2009 1:14 AM
120 now. And you still haven't posted it!
Posted by clarabella | February 16, 2009 1:34 AM
At least you're not wasting bandwidth Tweeting every two seconds about the Bollywood movie you're watching like I do.
Posted by Sparkle Pants | February 16, 2009 10:12 AM
You are a mean mean person. MEAN. Tell us. Meanie. =)
Posted by Marie Green | February 16, 2009 12:11 PM
I won't judge you... You can tell me! ;)
Posted by Michelle | February 16, 2009 12:26 PM
Dude. I say it with love, but Twitter -- you are doing it wrong :) Quick little nothings, that's what it's supposed to be. Out with it!
Posted by Laura GF | February 16, 2009 2:39 PM
Perhaps the oversharing is why we love you. I say just do it. No judging here!
Posted by Dawn | February 16, 2009 3:46 PM
I think you should put that in a different drawer to avoid that problem next time ;)
(AND, I thought your tweet was PERFECT. That is exactly the kind of tweet I like on twitter, and exactly the kind of thing I look for in the people I follow. Seriously. If it's goofy, has a stupid euphemism for sex, or claims it is NOT a euphemism BUT IT REALLY IS, I am ALL OVER IT!).
Wow. What is up with me and all caps today?
Posted by Sarah | February 16, 2009 7:20 PM