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Another one for the Big Ol' List of Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say to My Children:

"Would you please stop kneeling on my nipple?"

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AAAAAAAAAAH!
This has just become part of my vocabulary as of 6 and a half days ago.... I'm so glad there are others!

AAAAAAAAAAH!
This has just become part of my vocabulary as of 6 and a half days ago.... I'm so glad there are others!

AAAAAAAHHHHHH! This has just recently as in (6 and a half day's ago) become part of my regular vocabulary! I am thrilled there are others, who have joined our club!

::sigh::
Yes, I'm familiar with that one. It especially hurts now...

They do that to me and the cats step on them.

So rude!

My most recent was:

"Don't put anything in your pants that doesn't belong to you."

Seriously! How long after breastfeeding do your boobs stop being community property? How long?!!!

Hilarious!

OMG, I remember this! Such a big bed, such a small knee, and he decides to kneel on THAT VERY SPOT!

OMG, too funny. The other day my almost 1 year old tried to 'pull up' on me while I was lying on the couch. Only instead of grabbing the edge of the couch... well, I yelped (in pain/surprise) which scared him so he does a crying faceplant into my chest, wherein he bites my OTHER nipple. At least hubbie had the good grace to turn his head whilst laughing at me (I laughed in his face when the baby kicked him in the 'equipment' the other day).

I knew there was a reason we were friends. That would piss me the eff off!

OMG that is genius. GENIUS! I have a bad boyfriend in my house too!

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