Another one for the Big Ol' List of Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say to My Children:
"Would you please stop kneeling on my nipple?"
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Comments (12)
AAAAAAAAAAH!
This has just become part of my vocabulary as of 6 and a half days ago.... I'm so glad there are others!
Posted by amykoop | March 27, 2009 1:26 PM
AAAAAAAAAAH!
This has just become part of my vocabulary as of 6 and a half days ago.... I'm so glad there are others!
Posted by amykoop | March 27, 2009 1:26 PM
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! This has just recently as in (6 and a half day's ago) become part of my regular vocabulary! I am thrilled there are others, who have joined our club!
Posted by amy | March 27, 2009 1:28 PM
::sigh::
Yes, I'm familiar with that one. It especially hurts now...
Posted by Michelle | March 27, 2009 2:42 PM
They do that to me and the cats step on them.
So rude!
Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | March 27, 2009 2:50 PM
My most recent was:
"Don't put anything in your pants that doesn't belong to you."
Posted by Roses | March 27, 2009 3:17 PM
Seriously! How long after breastfeeding do your boobs stop being community property? How long?!!!
Posted by aimee | March 27, 2009 5:24 PM
Hilarious!
Posted by Kami | March 27, 2009 5:40 PM
OMG, I remember this! Such a big bed, such a small knee, and he decides to kneel on THAT VERY SPOT!
Posted by Nenette | March 28, 2009 10:13 AM
OMG, too funny. The other day my almost 1 year old tried to 'pull up' on me while I was lying on the couch. Only instead of grabbing the edge of the couch... well, I yelped (in pain/surprise) which scared him so he does a crying faceplant into my chest, wherein he bites my OTHER nipple. At least hubbie had the good grace to turn his head whilst laughing at me (I laughed in his face when the baby kicked him in the 'equipment' the other day).
Posted by Jen | March 28, 2009 7:40 PM
I knew there was a reason we were friends. That would piss me the eff off!
Posted by Aimee Greeblemonkey | March 30, 2009 12:04 AM
OMG that is genius. GENIUS! I have a bad boyfriend in my house too!
Posted by samantha jo campen | March 30, 2009 11:45 AM