so the fish said

So much for equality

I have recently discovered one way in which it is better to have a baby girl than a baby boy.

Baby girls are far less likely to pee on the walls.

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Comments (12)

Oy! Down with boys :P

Posted by Heather | March 13, 2009 8:17 PM

Wait until you are potty training Owen, you will be AMAZED at the places pee can reach.

Posted by SleepyNita | March 13, 2009 8:25 PM

Yuck.

Posted by One Mom's Opinion | March 13, 2009 8:55 PM

Ah yes. Good times... I learned early that it was in my best interest to keep a diaper on my boy at ALL TIMES. :) I am sure my "no stray pee" policy will go right out the window at potty training, as already mentioned.

Posted by Shanan | March 13, 2009 10:48 PM

I don't mind the walls so much; I'm getting tired of washing the ceiling.

Posted by ben | March 13, 2009 11:18 PM

Or in your hair.

Posted by Maria | March 13, 2009 11:48 PM

AH! Now I know what's missing here!

What I have discovered is that girls are more likely to throw tantrums! Roo has had more tantrums in the last week, than Monkey has in his entire life!

Posted by Nadine | March 14, 2009 8:06 AM

Just wait until he potty trains.

Don't get me started on the state of my poor shower curtain.

Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | March 14, 2009 11:18 AM

Yes, but they're also more likely to pee in their own face during the early days, which makes up for the wall peeing, because well, that shit is funny.

Posted by statia | March 14, 2009 1:49 PM

. . .or down the vents.

Posted by samantha jo campen | March 14, 2009 8:34 PM

I guess the bright side is that at least he didn't spray your face. ;-)

Posted by MariaV | March 15, 2009 5:12 AM

Better the wall then you.

Posted by Frank | March 15, 2009 9:58 AM