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I have recently discovered one way in which it is better to have a baby girl than a baby boy.
Baby girls are far less likely to pee on the walls.
Posted on March 13, 2009 7:25 PM
Oy! Down with boys :P
Heather | March 13, 2009 8:17 PM
Wait until you are potty training Owen, you will be AMAZED at the places pee can reach.
SleepyNita | March 13, 2009 8:25 PM
One Mom's Opinion | March 13, 2009 8:55 PM
Ah yes. Good times... I learned early that it was in my best interest to keep a diaper on my boy at ALL TIMES. :) I am sure my "no stray pee" policy will go right out the window at potty training, as already mentioned.
Shanan | March 13, 2009 10:48 PM
I don't mind the walls so much; I'm getting tired of washing the ceiling.
ben | March 13, 2009 11:18 PM
Or in your hair.
Maria | March 13, 2009 11:48 PM
AH! Now I know what's missing here!
What I have discovered is that girls are more likely to throw tantrums! Roo has had more tantrums in the last week, than Monkey has in his entire life!
Nadine | March 14, 2009 8:06 AM
Just wait until he potty trains.
Don't get me started on the state of my poor shower curtain.
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | March 14, 2009 11:18 AM
Yes, but they're also more likely to pee in their own face during the early days, which makes up for the wall peeing, because well, that shit is funny.
statia | March 14, 2009 1:49 PM
. . .or down the vents.
samantha jo campen | March 14, 2009 8:34 PM
I guess the bright side is that at least he didn't spray your face. ;-)
MariaV | March 15, 2009 5:12 AM
Better the wall then you.
Frank | March 15, 2009 9:58 AM
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