For each plant pictured, please select the appropriate response:
- Those are weeds, dumbshit. Pull them.
- Those are weeds, but not horrible, ugly, take over the yard overnight weeds. You should pull them, but work on that stupid mint whatever and the fucking creeper that keeps coming over the fence from the woods first.
- Those are weeds, but they look nice enough. Leave them
- Those are beautiful, highly-prized, well-cultivated plants for which I am about to tell you the full Latin names. Don't you dare touch them, and I don't even want to know how many you yanked out last summer.
- Those aren't weeds, but they sure are ugly. Pull them and put in an azalea or something.
- Damn, your ass looks good today. You must have lost at least six pounds in the last two weeks, and I, for one, would like to take this opportunity to heartily congratulate you and offer you some of my special secret stash of calorie-free brownies and wine.