My child has Ongoing Poop Issues. (Oh? You thought that since I hadn't mentioned lately they were Resolved Poop Issues? Sadly, no, they are very much ongoing.) You don't want to hear about it anymore than I want to talk about it. I just mention to explain why I spent a large bit of my afternoon sitting on the bathroom floor with a screaming baby on one hip "calling the poop." As in, "Here, Poop! Come on, poop! Here, Poopy Poopy Poopy! You can do it, Poop! Hooray for Poop!"
The utter loss of dignity that comes with motherhood is actually rather refreshing, once you get used to it.
On a completely un-poop-related note, I'm making falafel and tabbouli tomorrow, neither of which I have ever attempted. If anybody has any helpful tips I'd be happy to have them. Provided they are the kind of tips that require only things I already have in my house.
(What? You have a problem with a joint poop/food entry? You must not have young children.)