Where do you buy those temporary tattoo things in wide-eyed cartoon character and pretty flower varieties, other than individually from vending machines? Please note how quickly I have moved from "My, I find fake tattoos for children so distasteful" to "I need 500 of those sumbitches with which to plaster the children at the beach next week."
We leave for a week at the beach tomorrow. (Dear Potential Robbers, the blue rug in the living room is by far the most valuable thing in the house. Bring a friend. And a hand truck, that thing is heavy.) Anybody want to guest post for me? Leave a comment or email and I'll get back to you.





Comments (26)
Try a place like Party City, if you have them in your area.
Posted by Julie | June 26, 2009 8:40 AM
Party Store is my best suggestion.
We can find them in Target, CVS, and such on occasions -- but check the party stores.
And I thought they were ick too for a long time -- up until the point that another child's dad pushed his daughter into using the temp tattoos to make a 'tramp stamp.' Suddenly, my son's request to have one on his hand or arm was totally acceptable.
Posted by Patricia | June 26, 2009 9:13 AM
I've found them in the dollar bins at Target. I've found Madagascar 2, Spiderman and the Incredibles tattos in those bins. You get a sheet for $1 most of the time.
Posted by Anita | June 26, 2009 9:17 AM
I got some Ariel ones last week at Target in the dollar section. They had other varieties as well. Not sure if all Targets will have them though...
Posted by Courtney | June 26, 2009 9:25 AM
I second the dollar spot at Target - although it's hit or miss. I've also found them in the art-supply aisle there, and I think there are some in the party supply area, as well (for favors).
One warning, if your kids get any tan color at all, they will have white spots where the tatoos were. Kate has very little color, but enough so that her forearms look polka-dotted.
Have fun!
Posted by Laurie | June 26, 2009 9:27 AM
Dollar Store! They never fail me. Then you can get glow sticks and glow necklaces and bracelets, too. Those NEVER fail to amuse. And I always get fake tattoos when I go on family vacation. I wish I could fool my mother into thinking they were real, but I've been doing it for so long, she's onto me.
Posted by k8 | June 26, 2009 9:34 AM
Dollar store. I've found them two full sheets for one dollar. Target dollar section is usually good too.
Posted by Andrea | June 26, 2009 10:06 AM
I've seen them in the party-supplies aisle at Target.
Posted by Swistle | June 26, 2009 10:13 AM
I've seen them all over Target. The biggest bang for your buck is the books of them that they have on the craft aisle.
If you have time to order them online next year, Oriental Trading is a great source.
Posted by Kate | June 26, 2009 10:19 AM
Michael's may have them, as well as all sorts of other diversions for the kids should it (shudder) rain while you are at the beach.
Posted by Laura | June 26, 2009 10:25 AM
If you provide a topic, I'll see if I can't keep the army of mothers that infest your comment section entertained for a day. It's a challenge that I never thought I'd accept, but life is short and blah blah blah.
Posted by You can call me, 'Sir' | June 26, 2009 10:42 AM
Google "Temporary Tattoos". You can buy them in sheets. Or, if you want to do them yourself, you can by the tattoo paper to print on. Remember you have to print them in reverse.
Posted by Knot | June 26, 2009 10:44 AM
We always get ours from Walgreens.
Posted by Sarah | June 26, 2009 10:57 AM
Totally the dollar store - just look for the "made in the US or Canada" on the pack so you're not plastering them in lead. ;-)
Posted by much more than a mom | June 26, 2009 11:13 AM
If you give me some guidelines I'd love to take over, I mean, guest post on your blog. And I promise I will have actual content and not pictures of my kid :-)
Posted by samantha jo campen | June 26, 2009 11:22 AM
The party store should have them.
Target also has some in the dollar bins every time I go!
Posted by Maria | June 26, 2009 11:32 AM
I'll guest post. I'll also be at the beach if you want to hang out.
Posted by jodifur | June 26, 2009 11:41 AM
I know this won't help for the beach trip tomorrow, but I bought these great tattoos from safetytats.com that have your cell phone number on them in case your child gets separated from you. Great thing for the beach, zoo or amusement park.
Posted by margo | June 26, 2009 12:15 PM
Have a great time at the beach. If you need another guest poster don't hesitate to let me know. I am pretty good at causing chaos at a moment's notice.
Posted by Wendy | June 26, 2009 3:21 PM
It may be too close to order, but these are pretty cool, in my opinion, for temporary tattoos.
http://www.safetytat.com/
I think there are other versions places but you can put your cell phone in case the kids get separated from you. Like, in the event of a parental coup. This way, there is no chance of them getting away.
Posted by Em | June 26, 2009 4:11 PM
Beth,
I'd just break in to steal all of the "from scratch" things in the freezer. A blue rug wouldn't go with my decor...but I guess I could fence it.
and party city is my answer too.
(ever notice how funny it smells in there? and I don't mean funny ha ha )
Posted by karen from mentor | June 27, 2009 12:31 PM
Beth,
If you want to link to me on Tuesday(6/30), my Ten Questions Tuesday is with an author from New Zealand. She's a real smart ass (oops, clever donkey) and we discuss weighty issues like giant bugs, prince, bon jovi, movies with cross dressing women and using duct tape and tv to get some time away from her family to write her new book.
I'd be happy to try to entertain your minions for you the one day anyway.
Have a great and SAFE trip.
Karen :)
Posted by karen from mentor | June 27, 2009 12:37 PM
I hope you guys have a great time.
Posted by One Mom's Opinion | June 27, 2009 8:21 PM
How about the television, Beth? I'm sure you need a new one. Have to give those robbers something for removing your rug!
My luck, someone will rob your house. I'm overseas! OVERSEAS!
Posted by Dear AL | June 29, 2009 7:16 PM
How about the television, Beth? I'm sure you need a new one. Have to give those robbers something for removing your rug!
My luck, someone will rob your house. I'm overseas! OVERSEAS!
Posted by Dear AL | June 29, 2009 7:19 PM
Carnival supply stores are great for temp tats, but do not take children with you unless mia and owen aren't like mine (we get bad cases of the "I wants" at the carnival supply store).
An added bonus? You can feel like a carny for a little bit.
Posted by Susan | July 1, 2009 11:54 AM