These people confuse me. As in, I confuse them with each other. Although in some cases, they confuse me on many other levels as well.
Left - George Will, conservative columnist/journalist/talking head.
Right - Will Shortz, puzzle creator and editor.
This one is a one-way street. When I see Will Shortz, I think "oh, the puzzle guy." When I see George Will, I think "oh, the puzzle guy."
Left - Mary Matalin, conservative political consultant
Right - Marlee Matlin, actress
Just a name thing here. I always say one when I mean the other.
Left - Ann Coulter, conservative political commentator
Right - Heidi Montag, who seems to have no purpose
I simply cannot tell these women apart. I mean, if you showed me the picture above and told me that one was Ann Coulter and one was Heidi Montag, I could say which was which with about 65% confidence in my accuracy. But otherwise, I am just fully confused. I am always wondering why that ridiculous Heidi person is talking-heading on CNN or why that ridiculous Ann Coulter person is tonguing that prat in public. Highly confusing.
Also, each of these pairings seems to contain a conservative Republican. Perhaps I am just confused by conservative Republicans.
So am I alone in these? Are there people you always confuse?