I woke up at 5 AM and was totally fine. I woke up again at 6 AM and could barely move. I suppose it is a sign of getting older that you can grievously injure yourself with an hour of sleep.
A recent conversation:
Her: Hey, when I sit like this on my knees, it makes my vagina hurt.
Me: Maybe you should try not sitting like that.
Her: That worked! I thank you, and my vagina thanks you!
Me: Did you seriously just say that?
My mailbox door has been broken for months, and I just learned how to fix it. From Handy Manny. That's educational television right there.