Eleven years ago today, my boyfriend of nearly seven years became my husband. Since then, we've had two children and five mortgages together. We've laughed and cried, loved and fought. We are much richer than we were eleven years ago, and fatter, and stronger. I don't think either of us had a clear idea all those years ago what this would entail, other than a big white dress and higher taxes. And while nothing in life is certain, there are two things I am sure of. My husband loves a good Spinal Tap reference, and this one goes way past eleven.