Pretend Celebrity Boyfriend, Dammit!

So, yes this weekend was lovely and we had beautiful weather and good times and all that, but it was still VERY UPSETTING! Why, you may ask? It was VERY UPSETTING because I googled Pretend Celebrity Boyfriend and found that I am not the first site returned. I am the 5th site returned and I just cannot have that. I admit that my pretend celebrity boyfriend may not be the most famous pretend celebrity boyfriend, and he may not be the most handsome pretend celebrity boyfriend, and he may not have the best pretend celebrity boyfriend teeth, but dammit he is going to be at the very top of the google pretend celebrity boyfriend list if I have to post about nothing but my pretend celebrity boyfriend every day for the next month.

(How is it that my spell check doesn’t recognize google of googled? Catch up spell check people!)

Even more upsetting, the first site returned isn’t even ABOUT pretend celebrity boyfriends! I think the owner of that first site must be sleeping with the google guys or something just to take my rightful place at the top of the pretend celebrity boyfriend list.

I am a woman on a mission and I will not rest until my darling Clive has achieved the pinnacle of pretend celebrity boyfriend success, which really is better than winning an Oscar, even.