November 25, 2004

I am not making this up

Please don't ask me how this started because I don't remember, but last night at dinner the hubby and I had a conversation about how long a man would continue to have sex if various parts of his body suddenly caught on fire. We determined that this was dependant on two factors:

1 - how close he was to, you know, the end
2 - what specifically was on fire

As an example, we decided that there would be more of a grace period if his butt was on fire than there would be if his hair was on fire.

I am thankful, today and every day, that we found each other because clearly we live in our own little world but it is a fun and lovely place to be.

Posted by Beth at November 25, 2004 08:30 AM
Comments

I remember reading something about this in some medical journal somewhere -- it's actually a condition - where men have to light themselves on fire to to, uh, well have fun! - yeah, that's it... I've heard lots of fireman have this issue -- maybe I'm wrong - it's too early.

Happy Turkey Day!

Posted by: Bob at November 25, 2004 09:02 AM

ha! Good point. But I think age probably plays a role as well.
For example an 18 yr old getting luck would not stop..ever...no matter what was on fire.
But a 39 yr old...he'll stop if he so much as smells smoke.
What? Do you think my marriage needs work? what are you saying?

Posted by: Pamalamadingdong at November 25, 2004 09:23 AM

You two are hysterical, and I'm glad you found each other! Have a great Thanksgiving.

Posted by: lady jane at November 25, 2004 10:19 AM

you two are truly blessed ;) Have a wonderful thanksgiving!

Posted by: laura at November 25, 2004 10:45 AM

What woman is willing to continue to have sex with a guy with a flaming butt?! :)

Posted by: noodge at November 25, 2004 12:29 PM

LOL. I'm with noodge on this one! Have a great Thanksgiving. :)

Posted by: groovebunny at November 25, 2004 02:28 PM

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Iki at November 25, 2004 02:36 PM

Well, personally, I think it gives new meaning to phrases like 'Baby, you're so HOT!' "on fire' etc etc. One does wonder though, DO cactii burn ...

Posted by: DaFFy at November 25, 2004 05:54 PM

And I am thankful you share that world with us!

Posted by: DeAnn at November 25, 2004 09:09 PM

All I have to say is, Happy Thanksgiving to you and your like minded hubby.

Posted by: aussiemama at November 25, 2004 11:07 PM

HA HA HA

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: amy at November 26, 2004 01:24 AM

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving - and that nothing set on fire!

Posted by: Kimmer at November 26, 2004 08:31 AM

Who knows how these conversations get started? What's important is that you have them. Communication is key, y'know? :-)

Posted by: Fraulein N at November 26, 2004 02:07 PM

LOL
Not sure I want to know how that converstaion happened. The fact is that you both are so lucky to have found the one who truly speaks your language!

Posted by: Jade at November 26, 2004 05:54 PM

Inhabitants of desert and ocean unite, and somehow it works :) You guys are great.

Posted by: Heather at November 26, 2004 06:25 PM

you mean everyone doesn't talk about what would happen if you caught on fire during sex?....someone should have told me sooner!

Anyway

Happy Thanksgiving

Posted by: Casey at November 26, 2004 10:05 PM

Thank you for giving us INSIGHT into your little world. It's an "interesting" place. Teeehehehehe!

Posted by: Beth at November 26, 2004 10:16 PM

You know, if I hadn't been reading both your and Chris's blogs for some ime now I'd be scared.

But by now, I think I'm used to it. ;)

Posted by: Tjej at November 27, 2004 10:00 AM