December 28, 2004

Shut it

When you are behind me in the cafeteria line carrying a four course meal plus a piece of chocolate cake the size of my own very large and melonish head, you really should resist the urge to comment on the size of my salad with non-fat dressing.

By the way honey, your ass really doesn't need that cake.

Posted by Beth at December 28, 2004 02:48 PM
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What a dumbass. BTW - you are a thin, beautiful woman. I've seen pictures, so you can't deny it.

Posted by: alektra at December 28, 2004 03:05 PM

And I hate those people even more when with all that food they order a diet coke! It takes all kinds.

Posted by: Jeff A at December 28, 2004 03:19 PM

me-ow

Posted by: Casey at December 28, 2004 03:20 PM

what kind of deragatory remark can you make about a salad, anyways? "damn, girl! that salad's so big, it could feed ten rabbits!"

oh yeah, you got me there.

but hey... cake sounds pretty good about now.

Posted by: mikey at December 28, 2004 03:29 PM

BIATCH!

Posted by: Pamalamadingdong at December 28, 2004 03:32 PM

And her shoes totally didnt match, either.

Posted by: Zoot at December 28, 2004 04:06 PM

Comments in line should be kept to oneself. Miss Manners would be ashamed of that biatch :-)

Posted by: Nina at December 28, 2004 04:39 PM

Haha. Stupid people. Personally I really love a quality green salad, so when people look at my size, then at my salad, I smile sweetly and enjoy my salad. :)
Also brings to mind something I saw many years ago at a train station - a very large guy was eating a very large portion of hot chips (aka fries, but thicker). After that he opened a Diet Coke. I wondered what for.

Posted by: Madolyn at December 28, 2004 05:09 PM

You tell 'em!

Posted by: cassie-b at December 28, 2004 07:23 PM

Oh shoosh. You do not have a melonish head. lol As far as that person commenting on the size of your salad? She was probably trying to divert attention away from the fact that she's eating like a pig! lol

Posted by: groovebunny at December 28, 2004 07:39 PM

Let me guess... she was carrying a diet coke, too? :)

Posted by: principessa at December 28, 2004 08:26 PM

My ass definitely doesn't need cake either, but I'd sure love some, oh, about RIGHT NOW!

Posted by: DaFFy at December 29, 2004 01:07 AM

How unfortunate for her if you 'accidently' stepped back into her tray and she got chocolate cake all over her fat ass face.

Posted by: Amelia at December 29, 2004 09:41 AM

GAH...Mean people suck! I tell you I had one woman tell me I was obviously not on a diet for what I ordered, you would have thought I was 500 lbs! It through me for a few days, because she went on to ask me what I would do for summer to loose the weight! GAH...

Amelia had a good idea of walking backwards and having the cake all over them! You are beautiful...and thin! She was jealous!

Posted by: Gypsy at December 31, 2004 11:30 PM

Heh heh... very large and melonish head... *roflmao*

Posted by: Iki at January 3, 2005 07:57 PM