January 11, 2005
Incommunicado
I have an all-day meeting today, and tomorrow too for that matter. Therefore, I invite you to talk amongst yourselves. I will even give you a topic.
Topic: Gosh, that Beth is so cool and funny! We should all send her lavish gifts or possibly just large sums of money in honor of her wonderful amazingness.
Discuss.
Posted by Beth at January 11, 2005 08:30 AMOOOoor, the topic could be: The beeoch ain't here, let's talk about her crappy wardrobe.
:-)
Posted by: melman at January 11, 2005 08:43 AMOr, we could talk about the fact that now we won't have any Beth emails today.
Or we could ponder: why does drinking two cups of tea make Beth sick as a dog?
Posted by: jenorama at January 11, 2005 09:15 AMShe is so cool. And in the right lighting, you hardly notice that huge mole on her head. She cleverly tries to distract us from looking at it with many Coach bags.
Posted by: donna at January 11, 2005 09:24 AMYes, those Coach bags! I am so jealous! Then, she's even got the bling to go along with them. That girl's got it made!
Shhh...I would never want her to know there's envy there, it'll swell her head and then she'd really have problems with that mole....
You know, I've heard her cats are pretty wonderful, too. And her husband? That girls got it all!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at January 11, 2005 10:13 AMIs it her birthday yet? We should like hire a limo and take her out to a fancy restauran....oh, never mind.
We could just send a nice package of tea.
Posted by: Jon in Michigan at January 11, 2005 10:48 AMWell, I can't send you any money since I'm now unemployed, but how about a couple of expired dog food coupons?
Posted by: Casey at January 11, 2005 12:00 PMWe could start taking guesses on the number of times that she completely spaces out in an all day meeting. And then try to guess what she was thinking about during those spaceouts.
# of times - 36. And I think that, at least once, she thought about underwear.
Posted by: smartjuice at January 11, 2005 01:20 PMAm I the only one that sent her money?
Posted by: John at January 11, 2005 01:39 PMThe BLING! Oh I am so jealous of the Beth Bling. I want Bling.
Posted by: amy at January 11, 2005 02:14 PMEVERYBODY wants the Beth Bling!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at January 11, 2005 02:44 PMHappy meetings. I was in an all-day training session, just the trainer and me, and she thought she should leave early 'cause it's snowing a bit. I left at the same time.
Yea me.
Posted by: cassie-b at January 11, 2005 03:59 PMAll day meetings are cool, that means you don't have to do any actual work!
Posted by: Jeff A at January 11, 2005 04:20 PMI think I'll send her a mole remover. And a no tolerance for asshats t-shirt!
Posted by: Jazzy at January 11, 2005 06:12 PMall day meetings....
I remember the days of a life outside of the house....
Wait we were supposed to be discussing Beth. Oh? You guys already were? It was just me that turned the focus to myself?
Well how typical.
That Beth sure is funny and sweet and kind and beautiful too I am sure. :)
Posted by: Sleepingmommy at January 11, 2005 06:19 PMNot only that, but I hear she regularly goes for therapy with her mole so they can communicate better.
Makes her even more special.
Beth, are you fishing for compliments again, I thought it was my turn for that, as we discussed.
Posted by: aussiemama at January 11, 2005 09:35 PMJust because you're doing better then me at the BoB awards........
Posted by: aussiemama at January 11, 2005 09:35 PMWho is Beth?
Posted by: Bob at January 11, 2005 10:05 PM
