Ode to Beth

Ode to Beth
because she's cool
she lets us play
with this wicked tool

She like breath mints
and to drop hints
on money she'd like us to provide
and pets she'd like to confine

(ok that one didn't rhymme, gimme a break, I'M at work!)

She recently turned the BIG 3-0
she's also named her mole, oh no!
she's not going to be around today to make us smile
but she's given us the chance to be her, but for awhile