March 02, 2005
Whee… ennui
People, I am so bored with myself today. I mean honestly, could I talk about something other than my fetus for five seconds? Nope, no can do. So I am turning to you, dear internet, to help me out. Would you please ask me a question or give me a topic so I can put something on this site that has nothing to do with the parasite in my belly? Pretty please with cookies on top?
What is America's obsession with reality TV? Don't we get enough "reality" every day?
Posted by: Lori at March 2, 2005 02:37 PMHow much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posted by: Kristie at March 2, 2005 02:42 PMHow did you land such an astonishingly cool husband? And is it true he's really a superhero? If so, which one?
Posted by: Chris (you know, your husband) at March 2, 2005 03:23 PMI would like you to reintroduce yourself to us but in a Miss America or Playboy of the Month format.
Posted by: patricia at March 2, 2005 03:33 PMThis isn't a question, but I had a dream last night that I lived across the street from you and Chris. Weird, I know. The houses aren't finished yet, but I dreamt that they were and then I found out you two had moved in. If I had only known about the "pimp cat," perhaps one of you could have been wearing it in my dream.
Posted by: Southern Chaos at March 2, 2005 03:38 PMWhat is the averagelifespan of an fruitfly
Posted by: Jeff A at March 2, 2005 03:51 PMTell us all about your favorite handbag.
Posted by: amy at March 2, 2005 04:01 PMWhat is your favorite animal?
Posted by: cassie-b at March 2, 2005 04:06 PMWhen did the Brontosaurus, that I loved reading about as a child, become the Apatosaurus? And what about Duck Billed dinosaurs? Is it more Hadrosaurus (bulky lizardish)? Or ornithiscian (bird hippish)?
Posted by: groovebunny at March 2, 2005 04:10 PMIf cows used cascade would they still have spots?
Posted by: Blue at March 2, 2005 05:30 PMFavorite guilty pleasure or indulgence. And if you could provide us with a recipe of something you like to make...that would be great because I have no idea what I'm going to make for dinner tonight!
Posted by: kat at March 2, 2005 05:43 PMWhat kind of books do you like to read?
Posted by: Kelley at March 2, 2005 07:35 PMTell me a secret, even if it's a made up one, about something outrageous you did, but never told hubby about.
Posted by: etherian at March 2, 2005 07:37 PMI miss the rules for idiots you used to post. They were good.
Posted by: alektra at March 2, 2005 09:52 PMWhy do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If a dog barks in the woods and there is no human to scold him is he still bad?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
there you go heehee!
How about something terribly non-liberal and political? Free government assault weapons for the poor?
Posted by: Jon in Michigan at March 3, 2005 08:52 AMWhen you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?
Posted by: wendy at March 3, 2005 10:00 AMWrite about the best meal you ever cooked just for yourself.
And quid pro quo, Lima Mommy. You know where to find me.
Posted by: Coleen at March 3, 2005 03:22 PMLate but so what.
We all agree that I'm rad. But my question to you is: just how rad am I?
Posted by: bmh at March 3, 2005 05:19 PM
