March 25, 2005
Things not to do when your pregnant wife points out that her belly button is the size of a moon crater
1. Say “ew”
2. Recommend that she begin storing her chap stick in there
3. Check to see whether the chap stick actually fits
You crazy kids
Posted by: Marcia at March 25, 2005 02:25 PMMen. I tell ya.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2005 02:28 PMTell him he must use the chapstick until it runs out. ;)
Posted by: alektra at March 25, 2005 02:38 PMI'm sorry, but that is very funny.
Wait til your belly button sticks out.
He'll apply the chapstick to it.
Posted by: jen at March 25, 2005 03:09 PMWhat part of the flower-bed did you bury him in?
Posted by: etherian at March 25, 2005 03:18 PMOh no he di-ent! :) Hey I have an idea of wear you can suggest you put the chapstick next, but I am trying hard to maintain my rep as a "lady" :)
Posted by: Kate at March 25, 2005 03:25 PMI'm sure that will NEVER happen again....right?
Posted by: carrster at March 25, 2005 03:28 PMSo, did it fit? :D
Posted by: Amber at March 25, 2005 03:33 PMOkay, okay...who was I to know that people get that sensitive about belly buttons? I hereby promise (in public...you got witnesses) that I shall never comment upon the bellybutton again...or suggest that it be used for storage...or actually try to store anything in it myself.
Posted by: Your Loving Husband at March 25, 2005 04:42 PMI don't know about the chapstick, but did ya try an altoid?
Posted by: Jade at March 25, 2005 08:02 PMOk so the other night dh and I were sleeping with me spooning behind him.
My moon crater bellybutton had created a suction there on his back so that when I turned around, quite an obvious unsealing sound was heard.
Ewwww indeed!
Posted by: jacqueline at March 25, 2005 09:41 PMWas the cap on or off? Cause with it off, it would help it stick in there better. Unless there was alot of lint or something. Say, wouldn't it look even cooler to stick one of those giant sized gumdrops in there?
Posted by: Jon in Michigan at March 25, 2005 10:22 PMyou guys crack me up!!! How hard did you hit him heehee!!!
Posted by: Nina at March 25, 2005 10:47 PMOr maybe even a tootsie pop.
Posted by: Heather at March 26, 2005 03:22 AMwell you are always looking for places to keep more chap stick....hehe
ok, ok....one who says ew to begin with has no right to start that kind of crazy talk...bad Chris.
Posted by: Casey at March 26, 2005 07:53 AMIf I was the cranky type, I probably would have suggested EXACTLY where he could stick the chap stick :)
Posted by: DaFFy at March 26, 2005 08:52 AMuh-oh!!
Posted by: lizabetty at March 26, 2005 12:13 PMI can;t wait to get pregnant!!
Posted by: mrsmogul at March 26, 2005 03:03 PMI was gonna say something like what Jen said in the fourth comment...and trust me, it WILL stick out, like a sore thumb, literally! You might consider using your belly button for temporary storage for something that you will need in a couple months, as it will have resurfaced by then.
Posted by: Wildcat at March 27, 2005 01:48 AMHeh, I wouldn't wait for anyone to suggest it, I would probably try it on my own first!
Anyway, I just happened upon your blog. Thought I'd say hi. So, Hi!
Posted by: -E at March 27, 2005 04:15 AMHA! My belly-button is in the sticking out phase of pregnancy...yeah it's creepy.
Posted by: Ginny at March 27, 2005 11:46 AMOH dear! The chapstick really needs to find a new home.
Hope you have a great weekend.
oh goodness! That is definitely on the list of "do not do, dear husband of mine" list
Posted by: Tricia at March 28, 2005 10:57 AMOk, ok, I know Chris promised not to try it again, but I am betting that give it a few weeks and yall will be at it again.
Posted by: alfredsmom at March 28, 2005 02:15 PMForget about if you're pregnant, I hate anyone mentioning my belly button, PERIOD! My boy decides to randomly stick his finger in my belly button and the next thing he knows, he's on the floor. Ew! lol.
Posted by: Jessa at March 28, 2005 06:59 PM
