May 02, 2005
Return of the Belly
Apparently, the best thing to do when someone is taking a picture of your pregnant belly is to arch your back and stick said belly out as far as possible. Oh well, I'm far too lazy to take the picture again, so here's my third trimester belly combined with bad posture.
I know you can't quite see how much my back is arched, but I had to crop it that way to cut out my smokin' ass out of fear that it would be just too much for the internet to handle.
Maybe next time we can do video of one entire side of my body convulsing when Lima Bean kicks me.
Posted by Beth at May 2, 2005 07:42 PMThank you for the picture. Teeny lady.
Someday, I hope my belly can be as adorable as yours!
Posted by: alektra at May 2, 2005 08:00 PMwhoa. the belly fetishists are really gonna swarm the blog now! it's a good thing you cropped the smoking ass out. there's no need to give it all away on the same day. ;-)
Posted by: patricia at May 2, 2005 08:09 PMStill pissed -I'm due July 28 and have to be 6 TIMES BIGGER than you..... Life just isn't fair.
Posted by: annie at May 2, 2005 09:38 PMYou're teeeeenie! But cute. Thanks for the pic!
Posted by: Garnet at May 2, 2005 09:59 PMok. Now I feel sick. I have looked eight months pregnant for about 8 weeks now. You look so cute!!!!!
Posted by: hotmama at May 2, 2005 10:06 PMI gotta say, for your 3rd trimester you sincerely look GREAT. I was double your size and couldn't see my feet after my first trimester ;)
I am a little jealous but happy for you of course.
Cassie
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How cute is that?!?!
Posted by: Robin at May 3, 2005 08:10 AMyeah....you look WAY better than i do :)
Posted by: ali at May 3, 2005 09:19 AMLook at that cute belly!!
Posted by: tonya at May 3, 2005 10:48 AMI can't be sure from the picture... but Beth? I think you're pregnant.
Posted by: bmh at May 3, 2005 12:45 PMHeh, I thought for a second that you had the owner of Creme de la Creme daycare reading your blog...but I would imagine that he lady who owns that wouldn't refer to herself as 'turboslut' :0)
Posted by: Kristie at May 3, 2005 01:09 PMYou my dear, are petite. I'm somewhere between 18 and 19 wks and look just about that size (um, barring the rest of your skinny self, just belly size).
And you are doing so well on the weight gain, good job.
Eck. That just makes me sick. It's cute, but still? Sick.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at May 3, 2005 03:44 PMCute picture. You're so tiny!
BTW...I hate you. Skinny butt-head! lol
Posted by: Melanie S. at May 3, 2005 04:09 PMLookin' good!
Posted by: kat at May 3, 2005 04:53 PMHoly crap! You're pregnant!!!
You really should be careful. I can see a mob of pregnant women mobbing you in the future for being so small!
I can't believe you're in the 3rd trimester already. Next thing you know, there will be a baby around here.
Posted by: Marcia at May 3, 2005 07:07 PMDamn girl! You look great! I, on the other hand, look like I've swallowed a freaking basketball! I'm going to keep telling myslef that you MUST be a good 6 inches taller than me, other wise your belly would be as big as mine. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Posted by: Marie at May 3, 2005 08:33 PMwhat a cute wittle baby belly welly!!
Posted by: lizabetty at May 3, 2005 09:15 PMHi Beth- I'm going to delurk over here today because I'm a vaguely known entity over at RudeCactus. You two are bringing back such nice memories- thanks. Tomorrow I'll post a picture of a baby duck for you...
Posted by: vicki at May 3, 2005 09:46 PMWhat a lovely little belly you have. Be warned though, it can explode at any point. Enjoy your toes while theire still visible BWAH HA HA
Posted by: erratic blogmatic at May 4, 2005 05:26 AMYep iddy bitty--are you sure you didn't just drink a little too much beer? I hope you show us your one week left belly--I'll be dying to see it!
Posted by: Ginny at May 4, 2005 09:14 AMLOL at Kirsty's comment. I am definately not from a daycare center:)
You do have lovely bump btw. When I was pregnant with my son I looked like a whale. He was massive:(
Posted by: turboslut at May 4, 2005 12:10 PMHow is it possible that I got cursed with the pregnant-all-over affliction (when I was pregnant), and you look like you swallowed a rather large grape?
I bet those aren't even maternity pants!
Posted by: Amy at May 4, 2005 02:56 PMThe fact that you are in your 3rd trimester and look tiny makes me sick (and very jealous). I don't think I looked like that 3 months post-partum. Ah well!
Posted by: Irene at May 4, 2005 03:45 PMOkay...that is a cute belly! Which leaves me somewhat resentful because in both my pregnancies, I never had a cute belly.
Posted by: Nicole at May 5, 2005 06:28 AMTHAT is what you look like in your third trimester?!
So not fair. I was bigger than that by ten fucking weeks.
You're adorable. You know that, right?
Posted by: QC at May 6, 2005 05:08 PMOh...! Pretend Grandma wants to see the lima bean kick you! You look absolutely wonderful! Perfect! Cute!
Relax...and ENJOY!
Posted by: Gypsy at May 8, 2005 12:55 AMYou are very 'cutely' pregnant... But can I just take a moment to say 'BITCH'!! Hell, my hubby's got a bigger belly than that!
Posted by: Amber at May 8, 2005 04:08 PM
