June 01, 2005

Why I am the best wife ever

My husband told me last night that his goal for today was to meet five hookers. I was totally ok with that.

Best. Wife. Ever.

Posted by Beth at June 1, 2005 07:04 PM
Comments

I think the best wife ever would actually be the one to bring the hookers to her husband. Close second, though.

Posted by: bmh at June 1, 2005 07:16 PM

Only five? Lightweight!

Posted by: emma at June 1, 2005 07:29 PM

It's good to have goals! Chris is really reaching for the stars! Aim high, buddy. Aim High! :) And Beth, you are a fabulous wife, I have no doubt!

Posted by: Kate at June 1, 2005 07:30 PM

And you have the CUTEST ass!

Posted by: Pamalamadingdong at June 1, 2005 07:50 PM

Your only cool if you offered to pay for them! :-)

Posted by: Jeff A at June 1, 2005 07:57 PM

YOu most definately need a medal stating that :-)

Posted by: Nina at June 1, 2005 11:14 PM

it's great that he's gearing up for fatherhood. good dads get hookers. just ask rex. on desperate housewives.

oh wait. he died.

but YOU my dear. wow. he should kiss your toes.

Posted by: Sarcomical at June 1, 2005 11:26 PM

What did he want with them? Did he want them to help in the front garden?Did he find them? What did he do with them? I'm dying here!

Posted by: Gwen at June 1, 2005 11:32 PM

Yeah, hoes could come in handy in the garden. Ahh so bad. Had to say it though. I've been inundated with silly humor all night, went to an improv show.

Posted by: Heather at June 2, 2005 02:33 AM

I agree. I'm the best girlfriend ever. Not that he notices but thats men for you.

Posted by: Kate at June 2, 2005 06:17 AM

Funny,I wouldn't have put Chris down as a rugby fan.

Will he be bringing his Strawberry Shortcake autograph book with him?

Posted by: jen at June 2, 2005 08:21 AM

Yeah, I have to say if you were actually to procure the hookers? Best. Wife. EVER.

Posted by: Fraulein N at June 2, 2005 08:32 AM

You're a kookie couple :-) .... I'm wondering, is there a place close to where you live - where you can just go meet a gaggle of hookers? That might be interesting...

Posted by: bob at June 2, 2005 09:49 AM

Interesting hell! That'd be MAJOR BLOGGING ENTERTAINMENT!

Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 2, 2005 09:56 AM

Yes, the hookers... I remember offering to find one for Matt once. The looks were priceless.

Good for you. Tell Chris to be safe, I hear they can be pickpockets. ;)

Posted by: Autumn at June 2, 2005 10:19 AM

that is the "oh my god I have to give birth you will never touch me again" syndrome talkin'
haha

Posted by: mojavi at June 2, 2005 11:34 AM

I think he needs a time goal on that. Maybe 5 hookers in 30 minutes or less.

Posted by: Jon in Michigan at June 2, 2005 11:36 AM

So what do you get? :-)

Posted by: Hannah at June 2, 2005 11:55 AM

Are you going to dress up as five different hookers for him? ;)

Posted by: Garnet at June 2, 2005 01:19 PM

where is he meeting them?? a hotel, a restaurant?? if you were a good wife, you would tag along and take pictures to put on your blogs, lol!!!

Posted by: lizabetty at June 2, 2005 05:26 PM

I wish I could meet a man with a five year...I mean hooker plan. Lucky!

Posted by: kat at June 2, 2005 07:59 PM

Oh, I see, the hookers are going to post on your blog whily you'r'e giving birth to the Bean. How clever!

Posted by: Sweety at June 3, 2005 02:37 AM

I actually hired hookers for my husband - i meant to hire strippers (for his bachelor party - his friends are lame) but - oops!

Posted by: That Girl at June 3, 2005 11:07 AM

I saw 3 hookers on a corner in Venice Beach on Saturday. I was all LOOK CHRIS HOOKERS and then he looked and I was all DON"T LOOK THAT MUCH! lol And then I thought of you guys. ;) ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: amy at June 7, 2005 02:02 PM