June 16, 2005

Johnny

Last night, I dreamed about Johnny Depp. Can we all just take a moment to ponder what a sexy, sexy man he is?

Anyway, in my dream, Johnny and I were fighting evil and also flying, but we did not get to make out at all, not even a little bit. I am highly disappointed by this, because if you can’t get it on with Johnny Depp after saving the world from certain destruction, when can you?

Posted by Beth at June 16, 2005 08:45 AM
Comments

what's the point in dreaming if you can't ravage Johnny Depp...just tell me one thing...was in the pirate outfit??

Posted by: Pamalamadingdong at June 16, 2005 09:25 AM

OK,ok,ok...typically we are on the same page here, but Johnny Depp? I don't see it. I just see weird. Sorry you didn't get to make out.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 16, 2005 09:33 AM

Beth, you really need to sit down and have a nice long chat with your subconscious. I mean, it's one thing to wake up before the making out starts, but to not have it at all? No. That's just not right.

In fact, I think you need to go home, go to bed, and stay there until you dream about making out with Johnny Depp. Now!

Posted by: Dawnie at June 16, 2005 09:59 AM

I'd sue.

Posted by: Katy at June 16, 2005 10:31 AM

Mmmm - I love him in that pirate costume too. ROWR!

Posted by: Kate at June 16, 2005 10:40 AM

That's because he was all tired out from the thourough dream-rogering I got out of him the other night. Do all pregnant women dream of him?

Next time you can have him first!

Posted by: shannon at June 16, 2005 12:07 PM

Damn, that IS disappointing.

Posted by: Ms.Q at June 16, 2005 12:16 PM

hahah I love those half porn dreams where you don't want to wake up or you wake up and go. "Dang I could of a least gotten a little" LOL

Posted by: mojavi at June 16, 2005 12:22 PM

OMG don't even talk about Johnny. His hawtness amazes me.

Posted by: Ginny at June 16, 2005 12:56 PM

Psychologists say that when you dream of flying, it IS a sexual dream. Personally, I'd rather have the sex dream and be told I was really dreaming of flying.

Anyhoo, Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive. Who else looks that good with gold teeth? Who? Nobody, that's who.

Posted by: Debbie at June 16, 2005 01:09 PM

I agree that Johnny Depp is HOT, especially when he's grungy, a la Chocolat. A gypsy! A pirate! It doesn't get any better than that. And it's very disappointing indeed that there was no make-outtage. Let's hope that he'll appear again soon in dreamland, and take care of UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

Posted by: samantha at June 16, 2005 01:29 PM

boy am i jealous. the last male celebrity to guest star in one of my dreams was Jon 'Napoleon Dynamite' Heder. not sexy. and the one before that? Peter Jackson. totally not sexy. where's *my* johnny depp dream??? :)

Posted by: loon at June 16, 2005 01:33 PM

If it WAS the pirate outfit, I think you're better off without. It didn't look like he'd had a bath in quite some time...

Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 16, 2005 01:38 PM

Arrrrr, what a gyp! Better luck next dream?

Posted by: Amanda at June 16, 2005 01:45 PM

That is TOO BAD :(

Posted by: ava at June 16, 2005 02:16 PM

you know, the least he could have done after you two saved the world and all was to give you a little lovin'. you need to take that up with your subconscious. tell it that next time you what some action of the lipsmacking sort. maybe that'll help ;)

Posted by: suze at June 16, 2005 02:24 PM

mmmm...Johnny Depp...mmmm

And poor Loon, to dream of Heder, but Peter Jackson now...while not typically sexy...I think there's a certain hobbity something there...

ok, back to daydreaming about Johnny...all grungy-like in his pirate gear...and suddenly we're joined by Orlando Bloom, dressed as Legolas, of course...and...

Posted by: Janet at June 16, 2005 02:54 PM

Better luck next time.

Posted by: cassie-b at June 16, 2005 04:10 PM

Apparently I was a bit remiss in raising JuJu to appreciate the appeal of Mr. Depp. How could I have overlooked that???!!! I feel your pain.

Posted by: JuJu's Mom at June 16, 2005 04:19 PM

I'm totally going to watch Pirates of the Caribbean right before bed tonight, that's how much I covet the dream you sort of had... :) I love's me some Johnny Depp...

Posted by: Sabine at June 16, 2005 04:30 PM

That Depp guy is like 5'2" and is missing teeth -- it's his movie double you really want...

Posted by: bob at June 17, 2005 08:54 AM

I don't see what's so hot about Depp anyway...

Posted by: JustAgirl at June 17, 2005 12:13 PM

JOHNNY DEPP, *drools all over herself*

well at least you got to fight side by side with him. and you must love you hubbie very much. Maybe, if you put your hubby in a pirate outfit...gold tooth...

it could happen! mel

Posted by: melanie at June 18, 2005 12:33 PM

i hear ya, girl! i know everytime me and him go out for a night of crimefighting, i never get any either! i guess he's just exhausted, but i know he really wants me. i can always tell about these things. trust me.

Posted by: wildcat at June 19, 2005 12:39 AM