June 29, 2005
It's much funnier out of context
Let me just preface this with saying that in the context of our evening, this exchange made perfect sense.
Him: I just knocked my own socks off.
Me: Better than tossing your own salad.
Yes, I could explain it, but it is more fun for me this way.
Posted by Beth at June 29, 2005 01:30 PMI don't get it.
Posted by: kat at June 29, 2005 01:47 PMOkay, when I read people's comments and they say, "I just spit my drink all over my screen", I think, okay, dp people seriously do that, because I would never do that...But I just DID to that. So thanks for that laugh. That's an exchange I could see my hubby and me having.
Posted by: Melanie S. at June 29, 2005 01:51 PMCarrying laundry upstairs, trips, and *almost* lands on the dinner table where his greek salad was sitting. The basket of whites goes flying.
Close?
Posted by: Jon in Michigan at June 29, 2005 02:46 PMi don't know what you're talking about. i totally get it, even out of context. what can i say? i'm that good.
Posted by: patricia at June 29, 2005 03:15 PMHa! And a little ew, too.
Posted by: bmh at June 29, 2005 05:23 PMHee hee hee. Totally amused! Hee hee... You guys should be a tv show. You're better than whatever's on.
Posted by: alektra at June 29, 2005 08:24 PMROFL! tossing your own salad...
Posted by: monique at June 29, 2005 08:51 PMWait, so you mean you are *both* freakishly flexible? ;-)
Posted by: keepergirl at June 29, 2005 09:08 PMI'm still vaguely unsure about the meaning of the second phrase, but I know it has something to do with prison, so I really don't need to know more than that :)
Posted by: Heather at June 29, 2005 09:59 PMSometimes I think I would like to be a fly on your wall, then other times I think it's much funnier reading your blog, not to mention safer, because if I were a fly on your wall you would probably swat me LOL!
Posted by: Nina at June 29, 2005 10:54 PMI was at a work meeting a few years back, and the presenter starts going on about how our organization is so diverse, really like a "tossed salad." I'm not joking, he easily dropped the salad phrase 8 times in 10 minutes. I felt so dirty because one other guy and I were doing everything we could not to laugh our asses off, and everyone around us thought we were mental.
Posted by: susannah at June 29, 2005 11:53 PMYou guys are way too funny!
Posted by: Gwen at June 30, 2005 12:34 AMHonestly, it is much funner to read that way too!
Posted by: Jeff A at June 30, 2005 06:47 AMEw, ew, and ew. Also? EW.
P.S. I wore the JOGGING nursing bras when I had my first . Sex. E. By the third I was trying to get away with just pulling the cup down on my Gap Favorite Bra. Just couldn't take the hotness any more.
Posted by: Mindy at June 30, 2005 11:33 AMHi there...
I think if he could toss his own salad, you should try to get it on tape and submit it to M&M's to try and get it on their next "M"AZING candy bar commercials! Now that would be "M"AZING.
I soo get it, but then again in my household a normal response to anything is, "Poo heads are better than one." Go figure.
Posted by: Jazzy at July 5, 2005 02:58 PM
