April 20, 2006

This is so lame

But I'm doing it anyway.

My sister in law sent me one of those FW: FW: Fwd: FW: FW: emails yesterday that I hate, but I adore my SIL so I always read them. This one said, in the typical Oh! My! God! high-energy, this is the most fun you will ever have tone, that I was to reply to my SIL with one word that described her, and then forward the email to all my friends and have the best time ever seeing what they said about me.

I did it, because as I mentioned I adore my SIL, and now I am passing it on to all my friends. (Um, is it really pitiful that you guys are all my friends? I mean, not ALL my friends, I do have others that do not live in this little box on my desk, but that you guys were the ones I thought of when I read "all my friends?" Yeah, I thought it was, just a little.) So humor me, ok, and give me one word to describe me. Try not to use "bitch" though because that is just too obvious and you don't want to pick the same word as everyone else.

What? You say I haven't had anything resembling content in a week? Well see, the child? She crawls. And I mean she CRAWLS and can cross the entire house in under a minute and I am having a hard time adjusting to that. Also, I have news that I really want to tell you because it is super duper exciting, but I am still working out the details and I am starting to get scared the details might not work out and then it will be super duper depressing instead and you will all need to console me and send me wine and chocolate. But cross your fingers that is stays super duper exciting instead and I will fill you in as soon as I can. Pinky swear.

(I am NOT pregnant. Guess again.)

Posted by Beth at April 20, 2006 09:35 AM
Comments

"Mommy"
That is my one word - however are we guessing the exciting news?! Is Mia going to be a Big Sissy?!! Can't wait to hear what it is - you know that is what you are going to hear all day, now, right?!!

Posted by: kell at April 20, 2006 09:41 AM

Has anybody said MILF yet?

Oh, hi Chris! How are ya?

Posted by: ben at April 20, 2006 09:45 AM

"scrumtrulescent"

Posted by: Nichole at April 20, 2006 09:48 AM

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

I would say, you are considering a job offer.

Posted by: fauve at April 20, 2006 09:58 AM

I think you might be moving away from the White Trash Neighbors.

One word: Smokin'.

Posted by: shelley at April 20, 2006 10:09 AM

"intelligent."

and methinks it's definitely job/money related. like a book deal or something to do with writing. because you're intelligent like that.


Posted by: RzDrms at April 20, 2006 10:11 AM

sweet.

And I'd say freelance work?

Posted by: MoMMY at April 20, 2006 10:12 AM

Funny is the word I would use.

And I'll keep my fingers crossed for exciting rather than depressing.

Posted by: donna at April 20, 2006 10:24 AM

One word? Right now, probably "harried".

But overall? "Spiffy".

And the news? I'm going with something work-related as well.

Posted by: Kate the Shrew at April 20, 2006 10:28 AM

I would say "quirky"...and I would also guess freelance work.

Posted by: wn at April 20, 2006 10:35 AM

I suck at the one word thing. How about Fabulous?

I'm with all of the other guessers -- you've got an opportunity to do some work from home. Either that or a chance at a cool trip somewhere.

Posted by: bad penguin at April 20, 2006 10:36 AM

I say "addicting" because I need to read me some Fish everyday.

Posted by: Jodi at April 20, 2006 10:37 AM

Man crawling is THE HARDEST. Harder than walking because you're like, wait, where'd you go? If I leave, you don't stay where I put you.

In light of that, my word would be unnerved.

Also, dear lord what I wouldn't give for some freelance work from home.

Posted by: Sheryl at April 20, 2006 10:40 AM

articulate.

Posted by: kristied at April 20, 2006 10:46 AM

kooky

and that is meant in a very positive way. Because I like kooky. :-)

Posted by: carrster at April 20, 2006 10:51 AM

WITTY

Are we to also guess on your secret that you dangle the carrot and then leave us hanging??? Perhaps an African Safari for a year...or, anchoring the evening news...or, writing a book about the perils of a crawling baby (because walking is sooooo much better!)...OH! I know...you will actually write speeches for President Bush!!!

Posted by: Natalie at April 20, 2006 10:53 AM

can smokin'ass be considered as one word? ;)

i'd say.. honest.

Posted by: kate at April 20, 2006 10:53 AM

I suck at guessing, but since you said "I'm working out the details" instead of "We're..." I'm not thinking moving. I'll throw my hat in with the job people.

My word for you is Energetic. I know you're not feeling it not, what with all the crawling and the not sleeping, but your posts are always filled with energy.

(and yes, I'm still pregnant)

Posted by: ktjrdn at April 20, 2006 10:58 AM

Ooh, do you have a job? Did you get an email from Andrew Shue?

"Collected."

Posted by: jen at April 20, 2006 11:01 AM

Hmm...
Hysterical?
Sleep-deprived?
Immaginative?
I think all those work.

And... I my guess is that Mia will be modeling a new line of clothing - as she is the world's most beautiful child - and you'll be her manager.

Posted by: hannah at April 20, 2006 11:04 AM

Audrey Hepburn! OK, technically that is not one word, but a name. But you really remind me of her.

Ehm.. I'm guessing freelance work too!

Posted by: Sweety at April 20, 2006 11:12 AM

My word?
"Fantabulous"
My guess?
Your boob and scar artwork is going to be featured in a show. ;)

Posted by: Traci at April 20, 2006 11:32 AM

Observant

Posted by: Sue at April 20, 2006 11:36 AM

Real.

You're not one of those types to put on airs or pretend to be something you're not. You're completely comfortable in your own skin, and I admire that in a person.

I'm guessing the big news is that you don't have to go back to work? that you found something you can do from home? Dear God, say it's not Mary Kay... lol... j/k, but I can't wait to hear your news!!!

Posted by: Corinne at April 20, 2006 11:36 AM

i can't decide if i think you're moving or getting a work-from-home cool-ass job.

my word: "pouty"
(your lips, not your attitude)

Posted by: Sarcomical at April 20, 2006 12:13 PM

One word? Hmmm someone stole fabulous, which is my patented trademark response...so instead, it would have to be "free".

The event...your hot pediatrician offered you a part-time job with great pay and benefits and free medical care anytime for Mia forever because he liked your shoes.

Posted by: Jessica at April 20, 2006 12:23 PM

I'm going with "scintillating"

Mostly because it makes me giggle to think of you being witty with sparkles coming out of your head.

Posted by: Elaine at April 20, 2006 12:23 PM

I was going to guess moving but then I saw the comment at the bottom saying your not. I'm going to guess CPS was called on White Trash Neighbors or they are moving??

One Word: Creative

Posted by: Sabrina at April 20, 2006 12:26 PM

Self-effacing. :-)

Oooooo I impress me with my vocabulary sometimes. ;-)

Posted by: Jacqueline at April 20, 2006 12:28 PM

Again the kiddos are disrupting my reading/writing I meant I was going to guess you were pregnant! LMAO BTW, When can we expect to hear about #2?

Posted by: Sabrina at April 20, 2006 12:29 PM

Cheeky? Smashing? or more recently, Zonked?

Sorry I get caught up in British slang sometimes...

Posted by: Bella at April 20, 2006 12:36 PM

New job, and "genuine".

Posted by: Queen of Ass at April 20, 2006 12:44 PM

fun

the first thing that came to mind, i must admit was 'she's pregnant' and then i dismissed it from my brain because, damn, that would just be too much to deal with! i have another guess but i'll leave it be and just say that i hope it does stay super duperific and that i can't wait to hear all about it.

Posted by: patricia at April 20, 2006 12:45 PM

"lottery winner" doesn't work since it would be two words but it would be great if you were :)

i'll go with entertaining

Posted by: johnny steel at April 20, 2006 12:58 PM

Clever.

Posted by: Mary at April 20, 2006 01:05 PM

Quirky. fun. Oh wait, that's two words.

hmmm your big surprise... I have a guess but am gonna keep it to myself...

Posted by: Amy at April 20, 2006 01:11 PM

Just one word? Gah.

Um: Fantastic

That totally doesn't cover it, but I'll have to get back to you with a better answer. Can I smoosh a bunch of words together to make just one, or is that cheating?

Posted by: Dawn at April 20, 2006 01:12 PM

"Adorable"

Hope the news stays "exciting".

Posted by: Frank at April 20, 2006 01:34 PM

Kind

Posted by: ann adams at April 20, 2006 01:43 PM

One word? Devoted. You are devoted to those you love.

Oooh I hope the big news is that you and Chris are going to be the new, more accessible Dooce and Blurb and make money off your blogs. Okay, that is a lame guess but y'all are trememdously cool.

Posted by: samantha at April 20, 2006 01:45 PM

how about ethereal?

Posted by: Red at April 20, 2006 01:48 PM

I am guessing new job of some sort and we need new pics of the bean!

Posted by: Red at April 20, 2006 01:49 PM

buffy-the-vampire-slayerish (See? If I put the little '-' thingies in, that counts as one word... (Did you see the little '-' thingies?? huh? huh?))

Posted by: Deepblue at April 20, 2006 02:03 PM

Sweet.
In a few ways :) I like you, the way you write, the way you're real, and your sense of humor.
I don't relaly have any guesses about the news but I'm hoping you'll tell us soon!

Posted by: Heather at April 20, 2006 02:45 PM

Hysterical and adorable and addicting and and and hmmm... guess they've all been said. I knew you like the crawling thing. See, isn't it fun?
Laughs to herself... wait till she walks.

Posted by: Melissa at April 20, 2006 02:47 PM

I chose "genuine" as my word to describe you.

However, I was really rooting for pregnant and am now stumped.

Posted by: Emily at April 20, 2006 03:05 PM

I had three on my mind....all mentioned above ...therefore I know I'm on the right track.

I would say Devoted.

Posted by: speckledpup at April 20, 2006 04:58 PM

Ok, why is it that when a woman says she has news, people automatically think pregnant?

I'm guessing that you think you might be psychic and are thinking of playing the lottery tomorrow. But you're not sure, so you want to see how it pans out first. If you win, then you'll know you're psychic.

Posted by: statia at April 20, 2006 06:22 PM

Purple - and I'm guessing you got a writing gig from home.

Posted by: alektra at April 20, 2006 08:23 PM

One word - FABULOUS! :)

Posted by: Stephanie at April 20, 2006 09:05 PM

"spaz" - And I mean that in the nicest way possible. I LOVE you're crazy, funny, nutty ways. Spaz is a good word for you.

Posted by: Amy at April 20, 2006 10:06 PM

Bloggerific. Yeah, that's a word, right?

Posted by: mooalex at April 20, 2006 11:05 PM

chapsticklicious!!!

Posted by: linda at April 20, 2006 11:55 PM

Funtastic!!! Because i bet if i knew you i.r.l. you would be, so yeah, funtastic.

Good luck with the good news!!

Posted by: ::c:: at April 21, 2006 12:54 AM

Bi- no, wait? Damn.

You're pre- what? DAMNIT!

One word? Funky. In the sense that if Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky, you would certainly be in the running to be that person.

Okay. You're on the trail of the vastly powerful international secret organization who has been seeding the bathroom ceiling fan ducts in your path with hidden cameras. You'll tell a story riddled with dead bathroom remodelling specialists and puzzles hidden in toilet paper rolls. And House and Garden magazine will attempt to stifle your investigation of their biblical secret by deploying a freaky albno plumber assassin.

Posted by: Gavin at April 21, 2006 01:26 AM

Loving.

I say Work from home also and I warn you, its a lot harder than it seems. If you want tips, lemme know.

Posted by: That Girl at April 21, 2006 08:33 AM

Oh! You can't do that to us...I'm dieing to know the big news! I am guessing you have a book deal or something super cool too that would allow you to work from home.

One word "enamorado", it's spanish for 'in love" because you are in love with Mia.

Posted by: Summer at April 21, 2006 09:03 AM

"Motivational" is my word for you, because your wonderful blogging ways make me even more determined to be the best wife and mother I can be, while maintaining my sense of humour.

Posted by: Sarah at April 21, 2006 09:12 AM

chapstickalicious

Posted by: erika at April 21, 2006 12:56 PM

nuts, someone already put that. ;)

How about "gorgeous"?

Posted by: erika at April 21, 2006 12:57 PM

Luxury

Reading your block makes me feel like I am giving myself some luxury. Hope that makes some sense...Better yet, you are the guilty pleasure of the day. You are like chocolate! Oh, so good and zero calories!

Oh, I am so silly

Posted by: Katherine at April 21, 2006 07:04 PM

Fortunate. To have such a wonderful family and so many "friends" here in the blogosphere!

Posted by: Beth in StL at April 23, 2006 07:09 PM

Iloved tis...I had my friends do this, but of course I had only a few! You have mega readership lady...so my word for you is POPULAR!

Posted by: Gypsy at April 24, 2006 11:15 PM