June 12, 2006
Yet another helpful tip from Beth
If you have a young child and if you decide to take said young child swimming in a public pool, I strongly recommend that you wear a bathing suit with a very secure, tight-fitting top, just in case the child in question decided to grab hold and give a good yank.
Meanwhile, I have got to stop flashing my boobs around town. People are going to start to talk.
Posted by Beth at June 12, 2006 01:11 PMas long as they're saying, "God! that bitch has some fabulous boobage!"
;)
Posted by: Sarcomical at June 12, 2006 01:36 PMLOL
Posted by: Maribeth at June 12, 2006 02:00 PMLOL. Boy 2 used to think that was hilarious, mostly from my scrambling to untangle my boobs from around my knees and hike 'em back into my suit.
Posted by: Woman with kids at June 12, 2006 02:13 PMstart? girl please. they're already talking about it. i thought you knew that a forum had been set up. the boob threads are just slightly less popular than the discussions about your "smoking ass."
Posted by: patricia at June 12, 2006 02:19 PM(Dang, Patricia beat me to it.) Dude, it is way too late: the talking started eons ago. Accept the fact that your boobs are a matter of public record by now and move on. It's not automatically a bad thing ....
Posted by: shelley at June 12, 2006 02:44 PMtaking notes!
Posted by: Sweety at June 12, 2006 03:04 PMHey, at least it wasn't the bottoms. :-)
Posted by: Bethany at June 12, 2006 04:02 PMhehehe... that's classic. :)
Posted by: Corinne at June 12, 2006 04:11 PMAs long as no one is shouting, "SHOW US YER BOOBS!" at the pool, you're golden.
Posted by: Sherry at June 12, 2006 04:30 PMThey might even start flashing pictures! You know, you could be the next big internet spot, or forwarded email with THOSE pics attached!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 12, 2006 04:33 PMI believe that's an excellent "new mom" tip. Also a good tip for aunts and grandmothers who might be holding that baby in the water.
Posted by: cas at June 12, 2006 05:04 PMI was going to say something but I'm laughing so hard I forgot what it was.
Posted by: ann adams at June 12, 2006 05:46 PMMake it fun. Squirt some milk at 'em while they're out. Then you'll REALLY give 'em something to talk about:-)
And hey, I'm a negative A so if you got 'em might as well flaunt 'em!
Posted by: samantha at June 12, 2006 10:15 PMand why in the hell did i use " 'em " so freaking much? i really do apologize.
Posted by: samantha at June 12, 2006 10:15 PMWow, thanks for the advice. I haven't braved the pool with yet (except for Florida, when Joey was too young to really grab anything)...But, if it's anything like the bathtub....
Posted by: haley-o at June 12, 2006 10:41 PMYou know, if they aren't pulling the top down, they're pulling it up. Worse than fending off a high school boyfriend.
Posted by: Annie at June 13, 2006 12:24 AM
