June 15, 2006

Dream a (very) little dream

There are few things in life more boring than somebody describing a dream they had to you, unless that dream directly involved you and also kissing. What's worse, and I'm sorry, but it's true, is a description of a dream on a blog. I immediately click to something else, and I am sure I'm not the only one.

So, I thought I would try a little experiment to see whether describing a dream on a blog could ever be interesting. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to describe a dream or a recurring dream in 10 words or less. If your description is very entertaining or hilarious or involves me and Clive Owen and a bottle of chocolate sauce I may yield a bit and allow you 12 words, but hand to god if you leave a seven paragraph description of the dream you had last night I will delete it without a qualm.

What? My blog, my rules.

I will go first with my frequently recurring dream:

Waiting for fitting room in crowded department store. Losing sweater.

Wait! That's a haiku!

Waiting for fitting
room in crowded department
store. Losing sweater.

Double points if you can do it in a 10 word haiku!

(Y'all, I know I am so lame, but it has been weeks since I have slept more than 2 hours at a stretch and yesterday Mia became a freestanding object and the day before that she climbed her high chair and frankly I am amazed that I can still almost type so deal with it.)

Posted by Beth at June 15, 2006 06:42 AM
Comments

I told dub-ya Bush
Economic Policy
Is Crap, purely crap


(I actually did have this dream... so what's worse? that I had the dream, or that I wrote a haiku about it?)

Hope you get some sleep sometime soon.

Posted by: Corinne at June 15, 2006 07:08 AM

Crocs chasing after
Family on a cruise ship
Screaming everywhere.

Sorry, had a nightmare. :-(

Posted by: mamacita tina at June 15, 2006 07:34 AM

having sex with ex-,
outside rolling on the lawn,
everyone watching.

(that's eleven, but dang it was good.)

Posted by: RzDrms at June 15, 2006 07:51 AM

Childhood home
Tornadoes coming
Take pets to basement

I have this dream whenever I'm stressed out. OR this one:

Big event
teeth fall out all over
sobbing ensues

Posted by: Lisa at June 15, 2006 08:25 AM

My pacifist cop
partner has licorice gun.
Caught midget robber.

I have the BEST dreams sometimes. It's like Tim Burton and Quentin Tarantino having a movie fight in my brain.

Posted by: Gavin at June 15, 2006 09:06 AM

P.S. It only works if you say it lic-o-rice, not just lic-rish.

Posted by: Gavin at June 15, 2006 09:09 AM

College chemistry
class. Forgot to attend it.
Remembered finals week.

Posted by: Jen at June 15, 2006 09:09 AM

Okay, all I can say is that I'm so sorry you haven't slept more than a 2 hour stretch.

E-gads!

Posted by: Isabel at June 15, 2006 09:37 AM

When I've been doing too much multitasking:

Discover fishtank
I had forgotton about
most survived, thank God.

Posted by: Betti at June 15, 2006 09:54 AM

Last night I dreamed I went to the hospital to have a baby, and I was afraid no one would believe I was pregnant! Also, annoying people were singing in the next room. About insurance.

You know I can't say ANYTHING in 10 words or less, right?

Posted by: samantha the first! at June 15, 2006 09:59 AM

what is this thing "dream" that you are talking about? I have no idea.

Seriously, I haven't remembered a dream in months. I'm lucky if I sleep long enough to start dreaming -- I soooo sympathize with the 2-hour sleep shifts.

Posted by: lori at June 15, 2006 10:06 AM

Driving up a hill
The car tips over backwards
Tumbling towards death

How's that for a pleasant reoccurring dream?

So far, Gavin's the winner as far as I'm concerned. But then, he managed to work in two favorites of mine: licorice and midgets

Hazaah!

Posted by: Elaine at June 15, 2006 10:10 AM

Tiny Little Dream Haiku:

The mother of my
gynecologist was named
Monday April Fourth.

Posted by: Sandy (The Michigan Lurker) at June 15, 2006 10:29 AM

Recent Dream:
Ex-husband shot a girl, I took his car keys and left.

That's the much abridged version. I always dream volumes. I don't generally tell anyone about them though.

Posted by: jessica at June 15, 2006 10:31 AM

I have this once in a blue moon dream where I am DOING IT with some guy who has this really hot body. 'cept I never see his face and we are always DOING IT on the playground at one of my old schools or in the priest house.

I don't know who this guy is, because...like I said, I never see his face...but if I ever meet him he is sooooo going to get it!

Posted by: Red at June 15, 2006 10:57 AM

Chewing piece of gum
That gets bigger and bigger
And sticks to my teeth.

It's BRUTAL!

Posted by: haley-o at June 15, 2006 10:57 AM

ohhh a haiku

having sex on the playground
rolling round and round
sweating

Posted by: Red at June 15, 2006 10:58 AM

underwear gone
late to history class again
never graduate now

Posted by: Thunderfish at June 15, 2006 11:09 AM

Don't you need to actually sleep to have dreams???
Sigh......

Posted by: Traci at June 15, 2006 11:09 AM

Shave legs-dream tonight
Legs are no longer shaven
Almost every time

Too many words, but haiku, yes?

Posted by: Jen at June 15, 2006 11:16 AM

stuck in: school, mall, airport.
can't find exit; no escape.

Posted by: Sara at June 15, 2006 11:20 AM

Dracula, poison
jelly beans. Retaliate
with gum from church rail.

Posted by: Beth in StL at June 15, 2006 11:30 AM

Recurring childhood dream:

Monsters eat bunnies.
I watch but nothing happens.
Still, strangely scary.

Crap. It's 11. I can't do anything to 10 if it can go up to 11.

Posted by: heels at June 15, 2006 11:39 AM

On a beach playing in the sand, waves crashing.

Posted by: Maribeth at June 15, 2006 11:44 AM

12 words!

Clive and Beth covered
in chocolate sauce and kisses
Drizzle, lick, repeat

I don't sleep enough to dream these days so that will have to do!

Posted by: Jaycie at June 15, 2006 11:46 AM

Going to the beach,
losing my bathing suit
drinking margarita's.

Yeah... it was a F*U*N dream!!!

Posted by: corinna at June 15, 2006 11:49 AM

Brothers gay friend
Asks what shades of makeup
I think he should try
Is also wearing streaky orange self-tanner on legs.


All I can say is I'm pregnant, hence strange dreams.

Posted by: Jennifer at June 15, 2006 11:56 AM

Me running through maze
Totally hot guy saves me;
Not my husband, Oy!

My recurring dream. I haven't had it in a while. I kind of miss it.

Posted by: Gretchenn at June 15, 2006 12:33 PM

Gave birth to baby
It was Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Namibia rocks!

(I had this dream, and man, it was surreal.)

Posted by: Jen at June 15, 2006 12:36 PM

run and jump off of
the beat up picnic table
watch look I can fly

Posted by: valerie at June 15, 2006 12:50 PM

Pieces of tape stuck
to heads. Bon Jovi opens
fire. People dead. Yikes!

Posted by: erin at June 15, 2006 01:07 PM

High school confusion
Can't remember schedule
Will be late again.

Look at me! In ten words and everything. I also don't get much sleep at night and I think this used up all of my mental reserves for the day. I'm going to go lay down now...

Posted by: Annie at June 15, 2006 01:18 PM

First love Just friends
Eight years Found again
Kiss me.

Wow! Haiku is fun! And, I've had this recurring dream for EIGHT YEARS!

Posted by: Celina at June 15, 2006 01:31 PM

Winning Lottery.
Giving to friends and Family.
waking up broke still.

Posted by: Molly at June 15, 2006 01:42 PM

I cheated...my dream is much similar to one above. Some plagiarizing...

College unknown course
class. Forgot to attend it.
Remembered finals week.

Posted by: O.M. at June 15, 2006 02:26 PM

English subtitles
made the words of german fiends
fully understood

- yes, i had a dream in german, with english subtitles. mine is a screwy subconscious.

Posted by: suze at June 15, 2006 02:27 PM

Relations with much
older colleague. Woke up red
faced. Wasn't all bad.


Posted by: Vicky (Desperate to be a Housewife) at June 15, 2006 02:46 PM

Gap sale
Everything $1
Frantically grabbing handfuls of clothes.

I always wake up from that dream upset that it was a dream.

Posted by: Emily at June 15, 2006 03:19 PM

Nightmare rather than
dream. It haunted me for years.
I can still feel it.

I wake under him
shattered stemware threatening
I scream silently

Posted by: girl at June 15, 2006 03:42 PM

i HATE hearing about dreams, i agree and with you on that!! i am not bothering to tell ya about any of mine...they are boring anyway, lol.

Posted by: lizabetty at June 15, 2006 08:07 PM

Recurring nightmare:
Tsunami hits, destroys house.
I am swept away.

Posted by: liz at June 15, 2006 08:16 PM

Me. I am a spud.
Beaters are lowering down
Threatening to mash

Posted by: dawn at June 16, 2006 02:56 AM

From my childhood

Raggedy Ann and
me rafting and a chase by
a giant monkey

Posted by: Melissa at June 16, 2006 04:17 PM